I have never met a shooter I did not headshot, a puzzle game I did not outthink, a platformer I did not successfully hurdle. There has never been an RPG that I did not see through to conclusion, or a stealth game I did not outsneak. I have conquered every genre of game I have laid eyes on, one way or another.
SAVE ONE.
One genre of games continually eludes me. One genre where my amazing powers utterly fail me every time.
Fighting games.
Yes my friends. I have tried to play fighting games for ages. And I frequently love the stories of games like the Soul series, or Darkstalkers.
But I am NEVER good at actually playing them. I am a beached fish, gasping for air, at fighting games. In a team setting, while my moral support for my team is absolute, I am far less than worthless when my ticket comes up.
But let's start with single player.
The purpose of single player modes in fighting games is generally to shape you up for head to head whilst giving you at least a moderately interesting story and additional goodies to unlock. These days? I just cheat to unlock shit.
Because this is how it [inevitably] goes:
I'll see some success in early story stages on an easier difficulty, of course. But eventually, as the story mode wears on, the difficulty setting and amount of training I've put in becomes irrelevant, as my brain's reflexes and ability to remember combos becomes on par with a bong loaded with salvia smoke. By the time I reach a match that requires more than 7 continues, my ability to continue MENTALLY is pretty much gone, and I wisely shut the game down before I put my controller through my TV, and then pop in some nice relaxing game like inFamous and go butcher some innocent civilians to let my steam off.
I can't hold up against other people as well, only managing to defeat either those who are somehow worse than me or by executing infinite combo loops I happen to trigger by accident and then press my advantage with.
I am TERRIBLE at fighting games.
I rock at ANY OTHER GENRE. But not fighting games. Why?
Also, this whole train of thought was brought on by this chain of events:
1) Friend notices I have very few multiplayer games (conscious decision on my part)
2) Friend complains.
3) I promise friend I'll have a new multiplayer game when he next visits.
4) I buy Skullgirls the following day.
5) I play Skullgirls for hours on Sleepwalk difficulty, trying to learn the controls.
6) Sleepwalk difficulty somehow DESTROYS ME.
7) I write this topic.
Now you know.
Why do I suck at this genre? I'd love to be into it, so I can join friends in their little revelry, but I seem physically and mentally unable to excel at it.
WHYYYYYY?!