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#FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« on: June 23, 2017, 04:28:14 AM »
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http://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Companies/The-Konami-exodus?page=1

Wow, they are seriously competing for the Most Cartoonishly Evil Company award, aren't they?
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2017, 07:12:50 AM »
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If what this article says is true then there's no doubt they're mob affiliated. All the classic telltale signs are apparent.
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2017, 01:40:51 PM »
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How not to be a dark lord: the answer to that is a terribly interesting answer that involves an almost Jedi-like adherence to keeping oneself under control and finding ways to be true to yourself in a way that doesn't encourage the worst parts of you to become dangerously exaggerated and instead feeds your better nature. Also, protip: don't fuck with Alchemy or strike up any deals with ancient Japanese Shinigami gods no matter how tempting the deal or how suavely dressed the Shinigami is.

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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2017, 09:20:06 PM »
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It doesn't help that ex-Kons are called... well, ex-Kons, making Konami seem like a prison.
http://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Companies/The-Konami-exodus?page=1

Wow, they are seriously competing for the Most Cartoonishly Evil Company award, aren't they?

So does the owner have a curly moustache... of EVIL?
He may just be sitting on a throne sipping his blood wine as he berates his underlings.  Meanwhile evil organ music plays.

Yeah, it's either that or the owner kicking puppies I imagine right now when thinking of this.

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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2017, 11:07:23 PM »
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If what this article says is true then there's no doubt they're mob affiliated. All the classic telltale signs are apparent.

Well, they specialize in casino stuff, so yeah, perhaps.

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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2017, 11:16:20 PM »
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Well, they specialize in casino stuff, so yeah, perhaps.

Shit, that's a good point Shiroi. No house wins quite like the Casino. It's also an ideal place for mobsters to launder cash money.
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2017, 12:14:46 PM »
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Shit, that's a good point Shiroi. No house wins quite like the Casino. It's also an ideal place for mobsters to launder cash money.

IIRC, Konami was lobbying for some casino/gambling related stuff some time ago.  Can't specify which, as I only vaguely remember it being the case.

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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2017, 01:19:17 AM »
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Has there ever been a company that had as much blatant contempt for its own employees as Konami has? This just seems unheard of to me.
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2017, 07:09:29 AM »
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Has there ever been a company that had as much blatant contempt for its own employees as Konami has? This just seems unheard of to me.

Large Law firms I've heard crazy shit about. You don't wanna know. I guess they are lawyers so they know what they can get away with.

Also banks refusing loan applications from their own permanent employees is pretty apeshit imo.
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2017, 07:45:57 PM »
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This is just sad.  I remember a time when, upon seeing a Konami logo I'd expect great things out of the game in my hand.  I think nowadays I might shed a tear for what used to be or...I don't know.  I certainly don't have happy thoughts associated with that name anymore.

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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2017, 01:40:29 AM »
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Also banks refusing loan applications from their own permanent employees is pretty apeshit imo.

Heh. Despite sounding ridiculous, that's actually bad business practice. Ever heard of the moral hazard problem? That's moral hazard on steroids.
Imagine that: If I give you a loan, I expect you to pay it back to me. Then I ask: "how do you expect to pay me back?"
So you answer "I pay you back by working for you."
But then if I give you the loan, I'm tying my own hands. No matter how bad you screw up or neglect your job, I can't fire you because I depend on you to pay me my money back. 
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2017, 06:55:55 AM »
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Heh. Despite sounding ridiculous, that's actually bad business practice. Ever heard of the moral hazard problem? That's moral hazard on steroids.
Imagine that: If I give you a loan, I expect you to pay it back to me. Then I ask: "how do you expect to pay me back?"
So you answer "I pay you back by working for you."
But then if I give you the loan, I'm tying my own hands. No matter how bad you screw up or neglect your job, I can't fire you because I depend on you to pay me my money back.

Yes but unlike an individual, the bank can sack you if you underperform and then foreclose on your property.
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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2017, 10:02:35 AM »
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This is just sad.  I remember a time when, upon seeing a Konami logo I'd expect great things out of the game in my hand.  I think nowadays I might shed a tear for what used to be or...I don't know.  I certainly don't have happy thoughts associated with that name anymore.

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Re: #FucKonami the Sequel: How Not to Treat Your Ex-Employees
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