I'm sorry and I don't mean to be the rain cloud over your video and all but I'm just giving an honest opinion lol.
I didn't take offense to your opinion, and even if I did, it's your opinion. Apologies aren't necessary.
I think what kills it the most is the incredibly corny lyrics, dialogue or whatever. I mean it is just dripping with cheesiness. Maybe just adding a little more satirical fluff and some occasional graphics, a remixed background track and some better lyrics and you'll have a winner.
I'm a little confused by what you're asking for here. You're asking me to add "satirical fluff" to a
cheesey game (Indicated by it's cheesey graphics and awesome, but still cheesey music), which I just added
cheesey lyrics to. Don't my lyrics and dialogue count as satire considering it's intentionally cheesey in conjunction with the game? If nothing else, they at least count as parody.
Add graphics and remixed music? Graphics would distract from the gameplay (Video doubles as a playthrough and musical), and most of the remixes associated to Haunted Castle are either not good, or conflict with the tone of the game: Cheesey 80's Halloween Horror Adventure. For example, I love Portrait of Ruin's version of Crucifix Held Close, but it's a lot more serious in tone than the original song, so using it would be against my intentions.
I think the video is fine as it is honestly, but you're entitled to your opinion, and I respect it.