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Title: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 07:41:41 AM
*Cricket chirp*

Where's redrum when you need him?  >:( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Bloodreign on March 07, 2008, 08:36:37 AM
He hides in my signature......seriously.

Not the 2-D signature though, and he still occasionally comes here.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 08:58:48 AM
This place can't get started without him!  :o :( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 10:31:25 AM
What is this all about?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 10:40:10 AM
What is this all about?

http://forumplanet.gamespy.com/general_castlevania_discussion/b48304/2942361/p1/?3582

READ  :o :o :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 10:56:33 AM
I see... not.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 10:59:56 AM
Did you ever play Legacy of darkness?

That's where the Villa is from.  ;D

*Uses the Chandelier to swing to the other side of the upper foyer.*  8) :P
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 11:11:52 AM
The villa is also there in Castlevania 64... whatever the first one is called.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 11:31:10 AM
In Reply To #8

Just castlevania. :(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Kale on March 07, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
whys that forum still active?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 12:57:42 PM
In Reply To #10

No clue.

*Pours Kale a drink and slides it down the bar towards him.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 01:20:43 PM
Ahh. I see. So this is this forums' spamthread. Where you can spam and consume cyber-booze. We had that in another forum. It was called "Dragon Inn".

I'm currently reading Dracula on english. I sometimes have trouble understanding the people, when they write... y'know, like in old times. Well, before I read geisha and Harry Potter on english. I'm slowly becoming an anglimaniac. Oh well.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Kale on March 07, 2008, 01:24:04 PM
In Reply To #11

*Grabs the drink and chugs it down* *chokes and looks inside* What the hell? Milk!?

In Reply To #12

Anglimaniac?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 01:27:16 PM
Yeah. Well, I really enjoy reading/writing and speaking english.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
In Reply To #11

*Grabs the drink and chugs it down* *chokes and looks inside* What the hell? Milk!?

Oops, my bad.  :o :o

Here, this IS a drink!

*Pours kale some villa punch and slides it down the bar towards him.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
*grabs drink before kale can* :3
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 01:35:39 PM
In Reply To #16

*Stabs Erimocard's hand before he can catch the drink and gives it to Kale.*

That'll learn ya.  :D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 07, 2008, 02:00:50 PM
Now you're all to bed. Over here it's just 23:00. Well, what a bummer. :/ :/ :/
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 02:05:50 PM
In Reply To #18

It's 4:05 PM over here.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Kale on March 07, 2008, 02:21:24 PM
Its 5:15 here.

*Chugs down the Villa Punch* Ahh.... that hit the spot.
Thats what a bar should always have .... not milk!

I just noticed something, my firefox is stupid, it tries to correct everything into "sad," "ads," "as," "ad," or "acid."
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 04:16:41 PM
In Reply To #20

This place needs Sulaco, he knew how to drink and kick ass. 8)
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Bloodreign on March 07, 2008, 05:11:57 PM
In Reply To #12

No, here it was called The Villa *Lightning Strikes*

The move here killed the thread over at the old boards. Ralphy Boy started the thread years ago, and it went over 100 pages.

No new Villa thread will ever be quite as good as the original thread though of course.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 05:33:25 PM
In Reply To #22

Here's hoping that this one will go OVER 9000!!!!! :o :o :o :o

*Drinks 4 villa punches in a row*

WOOOOOO- *Thunk!*

Requesting sticky, please.

EDIT: Some asshole sits on one of the library computers at the downtown campus, Chatting on Imvu, uploading hentai to his photobucket account, and listening to some J-pop anime crap music.

It's fucking annoying when I'm sitting down reading the NYT paper and trying to relax before I go to my next class.

What should I do?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 08, 2008, 07:34:43 AM
Ok, now all I need to do is post some VGCats and *slapped* OW, GEESE, Sorry, ow...
...alright, get me a Mango Margarita...
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 08, 2008, 07:38:14 AM
In Reply To #24

Sorry, we don't serve girl drinks here.

Go to margaritavile if you want that.

HERE, *Slams whiskey bottle down onto the counter* WE SERVE WHISKEY!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

*Pours Slayer a shot.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 08, 2008, 07:41:01 AM
In Reply To #25

Hughhh, fine...*takes the shot*...I don't go to Margaritaville anymore... I get to obsessed looking for the salt shaker I lost there a couple years back...
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 08, 2008, 07:42:47 AM
In Reply To #26

You'll thank me, someday.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Ralph on March 08, 2008, 07:49:34 AM
*slumps in*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 08, 2008, 07:50:45 AM
In Reply To #28

HOLY SHIT  :o :o :o :o

THE LEGEND RETURNS!!!!!!!

What'll it be??  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mooning Freddy on March 08, 2008, 11:40:56 AM
Bah! My friends, Freddy needs a strong drink, for tomorrow he goes back to the army and won't be able to visit the Villa three weeks. What a waste!
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 08, 2008, 12:43:06 PM
What'll it be, then? ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Bloodreign on March 08, 2008, 02:22:59 PM
In Reply To #28

I figured sooner or later you'd find it.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 08, 2008, 11:38:33 PM
Bloodreign, what'll i-

*Sound of something crashing nearby*

Oi, hang on, got to go beat down the Glass knights again.

*Grabs spear and jumps up to the upper hallway.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 09, 2008, 08:46:24 AM
Ah, those glass knights.  Always causing such a ruckus.  This is why we need bouncers...
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 09, 2008, 10:18:33 AM
Ok, I'm back.  ;D

Bloodreign, what'll i-

RRRRRIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

*Chainsaw frankenstein runs through the villa bar, followed by the gargoyle dogs chasing someone*

God dammit, where the hell is redrum when you need him?

*Jumps through a window to the top of the roof, then, just as frankie and the dogs are coming out into the garden maze, I Jump down and plant the spear straight into his skull, pull it out and executes a spinning slash on the dogs before running inside and locking the doors.*

Sorry about that, what'll it be?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on March 09, 2008, 11:09:40 AM
*walks in, looks around*

....I'll be over there if anyone needs me.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Bloodreign on March 09, 2008, 11:43:51 AM
In Reply To #35

Everclear. ;)
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 09, 2008, 11:54:03 AM
 :o :o

....Ok, I'm not your dad.

*Pours bloodreign a shot and takes cover*


HIT THE DECK!!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 09, 2008, 01:32:21 PM
*eats the whole villa bar*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 09, 2008, 02:06:05 PM
STAB AGAIN!
*Stabs as Erimocard's head off.*

*watches it roll into Transelvania swamp by the desert. 8) 8)

http://darcula.ytmnd.com/

 :o :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: erimocard on March 09, 2008, 02:10:34 PM
Creepy stuff. *eats his own head*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 09, 2008, 08:44:43 PM
*Smashes bar stool over Erimocard's head.*

BAR FIGHT!!!!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Rugal on March 09, 2008, 09:30:06 PM
*Comes in with flamethrower, burns you all, then burns self*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 09, 2008, 10:27:43 PM
*Uses Dragon breath on Rugal and frys him before he go his flamethrower out.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Long John Silver on March 10, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
In Reply To #44

too late. You're already dead.

*hnk theme plays*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on March 10, 2008, 01:52:32 PM
*cue MGS game over theme*

Highwind, are you there! Highwind, what's wrong? Highwind?! HIGHWIND!!!!

*looks around, unzips pants and urinates on Wind's ashes.*

Hehe, kick 'em when their down, I say.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 10, 2008, 02:23:30 PM
"Guys, we technically can't have you and this bar here, as all the other residents are complaining that this can't be Paradise with all of you here;  shape up your act and we'll call you guys if we need you."
*Everyone rises from Villa ashes*
...I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing...
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 10, 2008, 02:29:20 PM
In Reply To #44

too late. You're already dead.

*hnk theme plays*

I had Auto-Life equipped, so you lose, Serio. :o :o
http://www.ffinsider.net/final-fantasy-9/ability2.php

*cue MGS game over theme*

Highwind, are you there! Highwind, what's wrong? Highwind?! HIGHWIND!!!!

*looks around, unzips pants and urinates on Wind's ashes.*

Hehe, kick 'em when their down, I say.

*Gets up and stabs Azmodan in the crouth.*

Hope you weren't planning to have kids.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Gunlord on March 10, 2008, 11:22:08 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but Redrum is Slayer ?_?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 11, 2008, 12:34:58 AM
Oh, dammit.  >:(

What the hell do I do with these 4 massive armies, then?  :o >:( :(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Donvermicelli on March 11, 2008, 12:38:53 AM
Oh, dammit.  >:(

What the hell do I do with these 4 massive armies, then?  :o >:( :(

Conquer the villa and build a massive bar.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 11, 2008, 08:47:06 AM
We already have the villa, so.......

LET'S GO AND CONQUER RUSSIA!!!!! ;D :o :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on March 11, 2008, 10:01:19 AM
They'd place an embargo on their fur hats, and I love those fur hats.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 11, 2008, 10:02:51 AM
Screw the hats, this is for Mother Villa.  You're are either with us, or a communist!
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 11, 2008, 11:01:01 AM
They'd place an embargo on their fur hats, and I love those fur hats.

Pfft, big deal.

Just take control of their nuclear arsonal, it's only guard by a few consripts and locked with a regular padlock.

Talk about weak security from the so-called strongman, Putin.  ::)

To arms!  :o :o
FOR THE VILLA!  8) 8)
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Bloodreign on March 11, 2008, 11:31:01 AM
In Reply To #49

No, two different people Gunlord.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on March 11, 2008, 11:38:30 AM
I miss the old Gunlord.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 11, 2008, 11:40:09 AM
But, he turn Weeaboo! ::) >:( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 11, 2008, 12:56:43 PM
In Reply To #49

Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 11, 2008, 06:46:21 PM
Nothing more annoying like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6GYBPNrrU&feature=related
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Donvermicelli on March 12, 2008, 03:25:24 PM
The villa is recruiting and we want YOU to fight for us!
Annyways if you need me I'll be in the library looking for a book I lost.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 13, 2008, 05:26:11 AM
Nothing more annoying like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6GYBPNrrU&feature=related
*cringe*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 13, 2008, 08:11:45 AM
KILLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mobius on March 15, 2008, 07:01:18 PM
*stomps almost merrily into the Villa (lightning pops a boner) with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a broken, bloodstained bottle of white wine in the other*

Hm, hm, huh, huh, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah-hahh huh. Ha-Hi, kids. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Fuckers. Hm, hm, hmm, huh, huh, huh, huh...

~OFF TO THE SIDE...

NATHAN: ...We are so f***ing screwed.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 15, 2008, 11:10:12 PM
Well, we took over russia, now what?

Any suggestions? Anyone?  ???
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Donvermicelli on March 16, 2008, 02:26:07 AM
Well, we took over russia, now what?

Any suggestions? Anyone?  ???


The answer to everything (http://http://images.google.nl/url?q=http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/O/bush_bombiraq.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFREu_UPjtVzVXnV11Nw-8RbyoENw)

Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: DarkLavos on March 16, 2008, 09:12:10 AM
In Reply To #66

Your link don't work.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 16, 2008, 11:12:11 AM
The villa is recruiting and we want YOU to fight for us!
Annyways if you need me I'll be in the library looking for a book I lost.

Which one?

THe one in the villa or the castle center one?>  :o ???
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on March 16, 2008, 01:51:06 PM
I say we give Russia to 4chan, just to see what would happen...on second thought, I could live without knowing...
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 16, 2008, 03:09:09 PM
I say we give Russia to 4chan, just to see what would happen...on second thought, I could live without knowing...

NO! :o :o >:( >:(

They would sell all the Nukes to North Korea and Cuba for the LULZ.  :o :o >:( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on March 16, 2008, 03:43:02 PM
*starts a nude congo line*


*waits for everyone to join*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 16, 2008, 08:57:21 PM
*Delivers a 2 feet flying dragoon kick to Azmodan's face.* :o :o :o

DAMMIT, THIS IS THE VILLA!  NOT THE CORNER STRIP BAR!  >:( >:( >:(

Here, *Slams a bottle of whiskey on the counter* WE SERVE WHISKEY!!!!! :o :o 8) ;D

*Pours Azmodan ten shots* :P
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Donvermicelli on March 19, 2008, 03:32:22 PM
*looks up*
wha...not the strip bar?
*slaps his head*
Duh..I knew I had forgotten something!
I was wondering why it was so quiet in here.
*takes 20 shots asks for a refil*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 19, 2008, 03:37:29 PM
Who wants some CAPTAIN DRAC?!??!!??!  ;D ;D

Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mobius on March 24, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
*slams a massive metal tankard down on the bar beside Highwind*

;D Gimme.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: thernz on March 24, 2008, 06:00:43 PM
I'd appreciate a good old drink of the multi-armed gods, soma, at the moment.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 24, 2008, 06:51:07 PM
*slams a massive metal tankard down on the bar beside Highwind*

;D Gimme.
*Fills the tankard to the brim.*
Aww crap, We don't have enough to last the night!
Hey Sulaco, where'd Redrum get this stuff, anyways?

I'd appreciate a good old drink of the multi-armed gods, soma, at the moment.

The hell's that? Go to the castle center bar, they got all the name brand stuff.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: thernz on March 25, 2008, 01:03:29 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma
Super-scientific!
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on March 25, 2008, 09:25:34 PM
Alright, here you go.

*Pours thernz OVER 9000 shots*

TO YER HEALTH!  :o :o :D

I'm getting tired.

ALRIGHT LUGS,LAST ROUND BEFORE CLOSING!  >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Jago on April 01, 2008, 03:14:41 PM
so uhm did you guys hear about the new ps3 cv game theyre working on?  it takes place in 2136 soma has become evil and julius was too old to have kids so they have to use a time machine and bring back simon to destroy him oshyt  :-X
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on April 01, 2008, 05:03:21 PM
In Reply To #80

STOP LYING!! It's 2137, not 2136!
Title: Re: Oi...
Post by: Mobius on April 01, 2008, 09:10:03 PM
*shakes head*

Children, if you can't play nice with each other, Auntie Em's going to have to rip out your eyes and pour salted lemon juice into their sockets. Now then....

*heaves a crate of hell-brewed demonic whiskey up onto the bar with one arm*

- Sulaco sends his regards and hopes all ya'll bitches burn like back in the old days. Salud ^_^
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 01, 2008, 09:15:55 PM
This time...........








LET'S FIGHT FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

*Throws a big daddy at Sulaco.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Slayer on April 01, 2008, 10:07:09 PM
Security!
*Minotaur bashes through wall*
...ok, who hired that guy?  I really don't trust him too much...
*Big Daddy and Minotaur get in epic battle*
...$5 on Big Daddy, who's in.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Donvermicelli on April 02, 2008, 03:46:16 PM
you're on, I put 19,99$ on the minotaur.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 02, 2008, 04:43:49 PM
Over $9,000 on big daddy, he'll drill a hole in the minotaur's head.
Title: Re: Hee...
Post by: Mobius on April 10, 2008, 04:36:22 PM
*clamps one mean looking pincher-tipped tenticle around the big daddy and yanks it over to rip it's top off like tinfoil and scoop out the juicy innards with a massive, green segmnented tongue that appears to have a toothy mouth on the end of it*

Mmmm.... I love seafood.

*Minotaur smiles and slowly backs out of the Villa (lightning spoodges!!!)*

ALUCARD: "Eep!"

*jumps into Maria's arms quite effortlessly*

MARIA: "Eh-heh... Just like the old days."

*clings to Alucard as big daddy's armor gets heaved over their heads and out a window by Mobi*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 10, 2008, 04:49:46 PM
DAMN MAN, you should be running Rapture, not Ryan.  :o :o :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mooning Freddy on April 11, 2008, 09:39:57 AM
*Pipe bomb rolls randomly into the villa*

BANG

*Duke Nukem theme plays out of no-where as a man's figure approaches from the smoke*

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fometz-il.org%2FCMS_files%2FnukeR.gif&hash=90012cf34e1132df8957af23bc9a8ee2) Some one's gonna friggin' pay for thinking me dead.(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fometz-il.org%2FCMS_files%2FnukeR.gif&hash=90012cf34e1132df8957af23bc9a8ee2)

Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 11, 2008, 09:55:00 AM
Plants Spear in Duke Nukem's skull.

Juste: THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

ME: MADNESS??

THIS IS THE VILLA!!!!

*Kicks juste off the second story foyer to the floor below.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mobius on April 13, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
*Juste lands on the table Mobi and a succubus have just sat down at, shattering it*

JUSTE: ". . . the... pain." [passes out cold]

Random decapitated head on the floor: "The horror...!"

SUCCUBUS: [rolls eyes] "The insanity. Oy!"

*picks up Random head off the floor, jams a finger into its skull and sticks a swirly straw into it*

The hell with it. *SCHLURRRP* Ahhh. Cheers everyone.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: thernz on April 13, 2008, 05:35:02 PM
Eww. That was on the floor.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on April 13, 2008, 11:04:02 PM
Guys, the Burning Legion's Invading the Villa.

HALP.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 07, 2008, 02:01:26 PM
I TURN 21 TODAY!!!!!!!!! :D

:Pours self 24 villa punches and 24 Captain Dracs, then drinks them all.

"WOOOOOOOOOO-THUNK"

.........

*Gets back up*

LET'S PARTY!! :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mobius on May 10, 2008, 09:02:20 PM
*pours Highwind a shot of flaming cognac*

Welcome to Suckersville, byotch. S'all downhill from here, so happy trails ^_^
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 11, 2008, 12:08:23 AM
It's...really all just a lie?  :o :(

..............

Whatever, LET'S DRINK!

*Downs flaming cognac.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 18, 2008, 09:24:11 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/18/ibm_almaden_privacy/

Goodbye privacy, hello brave new world!  :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Donvermicelli on May 28, 2008, 02:35:52 PM
(Bonus points if you got the reference.)  :D
haha that one is from wc3, if you keep harassing the dreadlord by klicking on him he get's a phone call from someone who thinks he's a druglord instead of a dreadlord  :P
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 28, 2008, 02:50:17 PM
You didn't get the stranger in the alps reference from the big lebowski?  :( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on May 28, 2008, 03:54:55 PM
I thought you quit the internet?
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Rugal on May 28, 2008, 04:34:25 PM
Everyone knows drinking makes you cool!
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 28, 2008, 04:36:02 PM
I thought you quit the internet?

No, I quit the chapel, there's a difference, see.  ;D

And Rugal, It depends if you mix the drinks right.  :P
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on May 28, 2008, 05:46:41 PM
No, I quit the chapel, there's a difference, see. ;D

...your IP address still shows that you're still there, but hiding. In fact, you were active just a few hours ago, but you said you quit yesterday.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 28, 2008, 09:17:02 PM
Are you accusing me of lying, Azmodan?

I thinkl we're gonna hafta THROW DOWN NAO.

*Fight Music plays.*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Azmodan on May 28, 2008, 09:21:23 PM
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee35%2Fbeingthehero%2Fwrestlemania.jpg%3Ft%3D1212034856&hash=588c6729cf051aaf3f4cf27f7b02e8c8)


BAAAAAAW!
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 28, 2008, 09:23:33 PM
Lol, so you have a fake hip, on steroids, and no talent as a wrestler? :D

BRING IT ON!  ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Bloodreign on May 28, 2008, 09:34:45 PM
You guys picked one of the worst wrestling games to throw down to. :O
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 28, 2008, 09:53:20 PM
How about we pick ready 2 rumble to fight to?  :o ;D
Title: Re: Pffft!
Post by: Mobius on May 28, 2008, 10:16:07 PM
Phuck dat shiznat! Gimme' a photo-realistic celeb version of Rumble Roses where we can finally see Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears all get their lower intestines ripped out by Audrey Hepburn and Rita Hayworth and maybe then we'll have a wrastlin' game worth sitting down to an all-night marathon slugfest for.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on May 29, 2008, 10:59:37 AM
....I think you need more villa punch sulaco, and a stronger batch at that, too.

*Spikes villa punch with an obsene amount of captain drac.*

Enjoy. ;D

*ducks for cover*  :o
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 20, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
BUMP


This topic needs a sticky, please.  ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on June 20, 2008, 11:25:10 AM
In Reply To #111

Are you sure?  I mean, you just bumped it.
:P
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 20, 2008, 11:29:43 AM
yeah, but paavo knocked it to page 2 with his 5 topics he created.  >:(

Anyways, what do you want, jorge?  :D
Title: Re: *pop*
Post by: Mobius on June 27, 2008, 04:27:22 PM
*morphs into Jorge for a moment to steal his order*

I'll take a small steak.

*bites the top off a bottle of vodka before imbibing*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on June 27, 2008, 04:40:47 PM
Ok, here's your bemouth steak.

Might be your last, too, the prices are going up.

Fucking gas..... >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: thernz on July 09, 2008, 06:57:42 PM
Thine wishes are fulfilled. The cavalry has arrived.

...eh?

*Requesting drink*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 09, 2008, 07:53:10 PM
In Reply To #116

*Slams HUGE-ASS beer glass down on the bar and fills it to the brim with soma.

Enjoy.  ;D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mooning Freddy on July 17, 2008, 10:28:14 PM
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Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on July 29, 2008, 12:49:58 AM
:chugs entire keg of villa punch:


WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO-THUNK!
Title: Re: Whoa.
Post by: Mobius on August 21, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
Careful there, buddy. Don't hurt yourself. Unless of course you won't be needing them brain cells at any time in the near future. In which case I suggest downing the house drinks with a double tequila chaser and a line of crack-laced human plasma.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 27, 2008, 09:07:31 AM
Sulaco, I have the regen ability equipped.  What could possibly go wro-OH SHIT!

*Falls down the main villa staircase and faceplants at the bottom.*

...............
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: crisis on August 27, 2008, 11:32:00 AM
you must have a vivid imagination
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mooning Freddy on August 28, 2008, 10:47:45 PM
Only one joke about the war in Georgia.

Jack, the redneck truck driver is talking to his friend Bob.
-Hey, Bob, did ya hear the news? They say Russia has invaded Georgia.
-Them news are all lies, Jack. Been to Georgia two days ago. Didn't see any Russians in there, old man.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Aridale on August 29, 2008, 09:10:03 AM
In Reply To #123

Not bad but this more like itd really go down
"Holy hell if it aint Bob! Sup Easy!!?! Ya hear that on the news bout them invadin Georgia?"
"Shit man ya know how the news is cant trust em... not one lick. I was up there couple days ago and I didnt see no goddamn commie russians!"

Keep in mind Im from (and in) the south and hear this kinda language daily
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 29, 2008, 07:51:20 PM
HEY!!!! >:( >:(

THERE WILL BE NO TALKING OF THE POLITICS IN THIS VILLA! (LIGHTNING POPS A BONER!) :(

*Proceeds to beat down Corporal Freddy and Aridale's asses.*  ;D

BAR FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Mooning Freddy on August 29, 2008, 10:43:22 PM
WHAT!

I'LL BE BACK!!!


*gets out*


*Freddy breaks through the bar's wall in a tank*

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe140%2FMichael_Davidov%2FMetalslugtank1.gif&hash=35471950e6127531ef593f5a4c5e51eb)

NOBODY MESSES WITH THE FREDDY!
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: A n t r a x x on August 30, 2008, 04:32:19 AM
Antraxx burns down the Villa forever.
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on August 30, 2008, 08:15:53 AM
WHAT!

I'LL BE BACK!!!


*gets out*


*Freddy breaks through the bar's wall in a tank*

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe140%2FMichael_Davidov%2FMetalslugtank1.gif&hash=35471950e6127531ef593f5a4c5e51eb)

NOBODY MESSES WITH THE FREDDY!

*Hits freddy's tank with lv. 16 Flare.*  :o

Antraxx burns down the Villa forever.

*Antraxx gets copter-kicked before he/she can do so.*  :D
Title: Re: Dur?
Post by: Mobius on September 08, 2008, 07:12:01 PM
In Reply To #127

*blinks - - then proceeds to stick three fingers up Highwind's ass so that his Regen ability fully regenerates the whole damn place down to the last divot on the floor in the moment it takes him to shriek*

A thousand pardons, son. T'was unavoidable.

*goes to pour herself a drink*
Title: Re: The VILLA RISES AGAIN! :O
Post by: Highwind Dragoon on September 09, 2008, 01:54:58 PM
*Is lying behind the bar in pain.*

Oh don't mind me, I'll just lie here screaming in pain, ok!?!?!?  >:( >:( >:(