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Title: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: beingthehero on February 15, 2012, 04:45:20 PM
Haman Karn mentioning Plan 9 From Outer Space had me wondering what you all regard as your favorite terrible movie.

As a devout follower of Mystery Science Theater, I have a special love for two: Warrior of the Lost World and R.O.T.O.R. Warrior of the Lost world is what happens when you try to rip-off the Mad Max films but you have a budget of absolutely nothing, but dammit, that won't stop you!

Behold:

MST3K: Vol. XVI - Warrior of the Lost World [clip] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk9S857_cdk#)

As for R.O.T.O.R, I will let this clip speak for itself:

R.O.T.O.R Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lzacMjwJCw#)

The comments on that video are also great.

What terrible movies do you love?
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: X on February 15, 2012, 06:45:56 PM
Some people might call these terrible but I think there aren't as bad others claim.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture. It was boring to say the least however it did kick-start the squeal which even today is still considered the best Star trek movie of all time (The Wrath of Khan).

Walt Disney's The Black Hole. A very dark movie for a Disney production but one of my personal favorites along-side Flight of the Navigator.

This next file Definitely takes the cake as a bad file. More-so the the above. Deathsport. Yeah you heard me. It is somewhat sequel-esque to a previous movie made by the same director; Deathrace. Despite being bad,  cheesy and with a lot of classic sex in it, the film was never-the-less interesting to see. I even found the cheesy synthesizer theme kinda catchy.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on February 15, 2012, 10:30:16 PM
The original Tron. It's... pretty terrible. Especially the music. How it inspired such fan loyalty is beyond me, but I'm glad it did, because decades later, we got treated to the awesomeness that was Tron Legacy.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 15, 2012, 11:13:54 PM
Tron Legacy is so blaaaaaand. Ugh. :-X Can't understand calling a fun movie like the original bad while praising that dreck of a sequel.

Can't really say I have a favorite bad movie. "Bad" would imply "this is so bad I really shouldn't be enjoying it," but I greatly enjoy the movies I like and don't consider them "bad"—your mind kind of warps when you get into exploitation and low-budget horror territory where bad no longer seems so bad and is simply the norm and even sometimes cool or preferable to big-budget shitty Hollywood styles of filmmaking, acting, etc.

But I dunno... I'm sure there are some "guilty pleasures." Street Fighter is pretty bad, and I adore it. Karate Kid III is bad but has its qualities.

Well, I guess there are some movies... Blood Feast is terrible but is such a spectacle because of the shocking gore (especially considering it was 1963), and I shouldn't enjoy the acting or non-photography in it but I do.

I'm sure there are others.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 15, 2012, 11:57:27 PM
Killer Clowns from Outer Space... checkmate. I win.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 16, 2012, 12:11:48 AM
Oh. Earth Girls Are Easy. Such rubbish. But I love it.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on February 16, 2012, 12:38:48 AM
I see all your films and raise you an Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

Seriously, you need to see it if you haven't. The only thing that makes it better than Plan 9 is it has higher production values.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: JR on February 16, 2012, 03:10:58 AM
Freddy Got Fingered. That's definitely a movie I'm ashamed of liking.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on February 16, 2012, 03:59:31 AM
"Freddy Got Fingered" is pretty damn awful.  Oh Tom Green...
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: KaZudra on February 16, 2012, 04:46:24 PM
Anything by Paul W.S. Anderson, Uwe Boll, or the late M. Night Shamalan
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 16, 2012, 06:01:39 PM
I'll see your Overdrawn at the Memory Bank and raise you a Dead Alive AND Cemetery Man.
"I kick ass for the Lord!!"
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 16, 2012, 06:46:54 PM
Dead Alive AND Cemetery Man.
"I kick ass for the Lord!!"

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuuuu, those movies are some of the finest ever—far from being bad. :p
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: darkmanx_429 on February 16, 2012, 08:14:22 PM
Masters of the Universe, but I soooo love that movie! ;D
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 16, 2012, 10:41:53 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuuuu, those movies are some of the finest ever—far from being bad. :p

Those movies are absolutely terrible! I love them both! And, further more, you are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! ... Wait, huh?
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: TheouAegis on February 16, 2012, 11:07:23 PM
Killer Clowns from Outer Space... checkmate. I win.

Fuck yeah!

But it doesn't even compare to the Killer Tomatoes saga.

"There's a bit of a Jap in the air."
"What did he say?"
"I think he meant, there's a bit of a nip in the air."
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 17, 2012, 01:55:14 AM
Those movies are absolutely terrible! I love them both!

No. You are wrong. They are not terrible. :<

Seriously two of my favorite movies ever. Amazing craft. Directing, acting, cinematography, effects, editing, music, production design... Really artistic, fancy movies, and damn funny.

HOW COULD YOU SAY THEY'RE TERRIBLE THAT HURTS ME INSIDE ;_;

The Dylan Dog comics that Cemetery Man is sorta-kinda-sorta based on are also superb. Wish more of 'em would get translated and released here as well as the novel that Cemetery Man (or to call it by its better title, Dellamorte Dellamore) is adapted from.

movie Dellamorte Dellamore TRAILER 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoBVNVhuJiU#)
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: X on February 17, 2012, 10:09:07 AM
For those of you playing cards I've got Four of a kind: The Deathstalker 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 17, 2012, 10:16:59 AM
OK. Fine. I guess I'll have to bring out my ace in the hole.
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I challenge anyone to actually find info on this movie let alone the movie itself.
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"The Tit"

All I remember is I saw parts of it before I was a teenager, and it was about a giant mutant tit that shot acid milk from the nipple. That might not even be the correct title. But the mere existence of such a movie is an affront to both physical and spiritual reality.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: X on February 17, 2012, 10:22:49 AM
Quote
"The Tit"

Oh my god! I still remember that film from way back when, I just never remembered what it was called.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 17, 2012, 10:42:07 AM
Dude! You're like the first person I ever met that even KNOWS about this monstrosity! Hahaha. :)
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 17, 2012, 05:04:34 PM
Sounds like a good flick. :)
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 17, 2012, 07:57:08 PM
Hahaha! I thought it was fascinating when I was like 10.
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: X on February 17, 2012, 10:10:32 PM
I only remember seeing bits and pieces of it, but the most I can recall is a scene where this giant 'Tit', moving around, making these strange noises and has little glowing lights inside of it, is chasing this couple and eventually it catches up to the guy. Then it starts to lactate all over him. I'll be honest, at the time I though it was kind of erotic even though I had yet to hit puberty! But I guess this should come as no surprise as I also figured out how sex worked even before I learned about it in school  :-[
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Mooning Freddy on February 17, 2012, 11:06:58 PM
I only remember seeing bits and pieces of it, but the most I can recall is a scene where this giant 'Tit', moving around, making these strange noises and has little glowing lights inside of it, is chasing this couple and eventually it catches up to the guy. Then it starts to lactate all over him. I'll be honest, at the time I though it was kind of erotic even though I had yet to hit puberty! But I guess this should come as no surprise as I also figured out how sex worked even before I learned about it in school  :-[

Dudes.
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DUDESSSSSSS

I can't believe you can't remember the name of the movie.

It's Woody Allen's Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) (1972)

The tit is only one out seven segments of pure Woody Allen genius. Now the movie is entertaining at best, but I guess back in 1972 this kind of naughty humor was quite a taboo-breaker in cinematography.
One of my favorite parts in the movie:
Whats My Perversion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTDK95Ua94#)

What's My Perversion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A79N8HfaQV8#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: knightmere on February 18, 2012, 06:40:40 PM
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

Nuff Said

Edit: Oh wait, I hate this fucking movie  >:(
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 18, 2012, 09:18:34 PM
What's really lulzy is people kept telling me for years how the first movie is pretty good and how the others suck so bad. So I finally got to see the first and it...sucked...epic amounts of dick. Can't even imagine how terrible the other(s) must be. :o
Title: Re: Favorite Terrible Movies
Post by: Inccubus on February 19, 2012, 12:37:38 PM
Dudes.
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DUDESSSSSSS

I can't believe you can't remember the name of the movie.

It's Woody Allen's Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) (1972)

The tit is only one out seven segments of pure Woody Allen genius. Now the movie is entertaining at best, but I guess back in 1972 this kind of naughty humor was quite a taboo-breaker in cinematography.

Fucking thank you!!!!!!!!
I've been trying to remember that for over 2 decades!