Topic: Pennsylvania secedes US; Russell casted in 'Escape from PA'

[Super Waffle]

r.i.p. Murtha

[X]

Escape from Pennsylvania!? Well...I guess with all those Amish people and their faith running around rampant and uncontrolled I'd wanna escape too!

-X 

[Highwind Dragoon]

But they make awesome soft pretzels........

[X]

Oooo. Pretzels. i still don't buy their faith though.

-X

[Gunlord]

They make lots of nifty hand-crafted stuff too. C'mon, they're not so bad. Have a pretzel!

[Highwind Dragoon]

THEY HAVE HOMEMADE LEMONADE, TOO! 

[X]

I'll have a pretzel and some lemonade too. But their faith treats women as second class citizens and that they're forced to conform to the will of their husbands and so on and so forth. that's what I won't accept even a gunpoint. But I'm all for the home made stuff. 

-X

[Highwind Dragoon]

And they call all non-amish "English". 

[Belmont Stakes]

Escape from Pennsylvania!? Well...I guess with all those Amish people and their faith running around rampant and uncontrolled I'd wanna escape too!

-X 

I think it was the Amish who were responsible for 3 Mile Island. They said no to nuclear powered automated butter churning.

To my dad (r.i.p.) and his home and family in Middletown. Respeck.