I suck at RPing... -__-
It's no different then telling a story. I was rusty when I first started but you get better when you keep at it
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*Both X and the Cheshire cat enter the reception hall. X notes the regal slender woman with long black hair adorning her throne amidst the crowd of Wonderlanders. Her natural goth-like facial features and powerful green-eyed gaze bore's into X's head like a drill.
Cheshire cat: "Take heart X. She isn't nearly as vicious as the former Queen was. But don't get on her bad side."
X: "I'm...really not looking forward to this. At all."
Cheshire cat: "Uncomfortable, are we?"
X: "Yes I am. I was never very comfortable around women with authority...or women for that matter."
Cheshire cat "Well you are a Capricorn so it;s only natural that you remain recluse until such a time when you get to know them."
Former Queen of Hearts: "Well don't just stand there gawking! It's impolite. Have tact and be respectful. Don't keep our new ruler; Queen Alice waiting."
X: *Cringe* "Sure. I'll just take my leave of you then."
*X walks quickly towards the throne*
X: *Mutters under his breath* "Fuck, she's even scarier in person..!"
Cheshire cat: "Your Highness. May I present to you and your royal court, the man whom has received the Vorpal blade."
Queen Alice: "..."
X: *Whisper* "So? What happens now? She's just looking at me..!"
Cheshire cat: "Well it is common courtesy to bow before the ruler of the Queendom."
*X nods then slowly gets down on one knee*
X: "Forgive my highness but I'm not accustom to such outdated formalities... Well, outdated from where I hail actually."
Queen Alice: "..."
*Saying nothing the Queen stands and walks towards X, her Heart Scepter in hand*
X: "Uhhhh, okay..?"
Queen Alice: "Welcome stranger. You have received my blade and know it is yours to wield."
X: "Yeah, about that-"
Queen Alice: "Say no more. Your objections are understandable. Never-the-less it was you who picked up the blade, therefore it is your until you relinquish it."
X: "I'm tempted to do so now."
Queen Alice: "Without even first trying to see whether or not you were meant to wield it?"
Chesire cat: "So many self-doubts... will it ever end with you?"
X: "Probably not. At least not in this lifetime."
Queen Alice: "Now what is this strange object you have strapped to your back?"
*X notices the Queen looking at his Positron rifle*
X: "Oh this? Just a little something I made in my spare time-"
Queen Alice: "I and my Court would like to see a demonstration, if you please."
*X is horrified*
X: "Here?! In the castle?!?"
Queen Alice: *Nod*
X: (Oh God this is going to be bad..!) "Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you."
*X unhooks the large rifle off of his back*
Queen Alice: "Now. Use your strange device on that small statuette just off to the side of the court."
X: "In all honesty your Majesty, I'd rather shoot this thing outside. Safety reasons, you understand."
Queen Alice: "We will be fine here. Thank you for your concern."
X: *Sigh!*
*X activates the Positron rifle*
http://tardis59music.bandcamp.com/track/proton-pack-start-up*The crowds and even Alice herself backs away slightly*
X: "You still won't reconsider Highness?"
Queen Alice: "Continue with you demonstration, if you please."
X: "Okay."
Star Wars Blaster Sound Effect*The beam hit's the statuette*
Star Wars Obiwan Explosion VG sound effect*The statuette is reduced to rubble along with the the stand it was residing on and as well as the table behind it. The crowds gasps are loud*
X: "I told you so. This weapon is known for its "collateral damage" habits, which is why I wanted to do this outside."
Queen Alice: *Blink-blink* "such weapons were never in existence when I was still on earth..!?"
X: "Times change. You've been gone for roughly 150 years or so. But as I've said before , I built this. The rest of the world doesn't have this kind of weaponry...yet."
Queen Alice: "I see. Well then let's get to repairing the table, shall we?"
X: "You want me to fix the table?"
Cheshire cat: "Well you did destroy it-"
X: "That's not what I meant! I can't repair that which is almost none-existent!"
Cheshire cat: "Ahh, but you can."
Queen Alice: "This will be your first test of Knighthood; Utilizing the power of imagination. Imagination is everything in Wonderland. It will allow you to do and accomplish many things normally out of reach on Earth."
X: "So I just have to imaging the table and it'll be fixed right?"
Cheshire cat: "see for yourself. You knew what it looked like before your *Chuckle* Weapon's discharge. Imagine that black mass of wood is the table once more."
*Putting away his rifle, X looks back at the table and imagines it as to how it looked before. To his surprise and everyone else's, the table starts to revert back to it's original look. Before long it appears brand new."
X: "That...wasn't at all as hard as I though it would be."
Cheshire cat: "There's no doubt about it Alice. He's the one that was chosen. The purrrrrrfect candidate."
Queen Alice: "X."
X: ?
Queen Alice: "Before you can serve Wonderland you must be tested and trained in the art of chivalry and warfare. After completing the trials I will set for you, only then will you be recognized. you must hone your talents, traits and skills to the best of your ability before you can be Knighted. Do you understand?"
X: "Sure I do, but I can't stay here 24/7. I've got my own life back on Earth."
Queen Alice: "The tasks I give you will be yours to complete at you leisure. Do not feel pressured if you should be called upon to do them. Now then..."
*The Queen steps down from her thrown and proceeds to the entrance way*
Queen Alice: "If you'll accompany me to the barracks we can begin your training."