Topic: What's your dark pleasure?

[Laina]

Come on...you know you have one...maybe even more. It's alright, no judgment here-we all have some strange affinities...

Alright, let's list some odd/stupid/crazy vices here. I'll go first:

I like to watch Maury Povich. I'm sorry, I just...well gosh darn it, I need to see who be dat baby's daddy! Also, most of those people make me feel like a neurosurgeon archeologist supermodel. :3

[TheCruelAngel]

Watching Maury doesn't sound that dark...

I thought this thread was going to be all sorts of hot BDSM action, what with all of us being CV fans. ^_~

As for guilty pleasures? Probably embarrassing people who think their cars are super hot when my little 5-door hatch passes them without much effort. I know I shouldn't, street racing is bad mm'kay! But with a two lane to one lane on ramp and the 2-door Altima with the VQ35 floors it off the line, I just can't help myself! Delicious, delicious victory~

[crisis]

I have everyone's photos in the Photo Thread stored in a file on my computer.

[TheCruelAngel]

I have everyone's photos in the Photo Thread stored in a file on my computer.

o_O Um....

[GuyStarwind]

I have everyone's photos in the Photo Thread stored in a file on my computer.

Hopefully not for a who to kill list.

[Lashen]

Family Guy - I'm A Broom (With Reaction)

[Phoenix7786]

My dark pleasure? I still play DDO occasionally.

[beingthehero]

I eat hamburgers without tomatoes.

[Ratty]

"Too Much Information: The Thread"

[Abnormal Freak]

Can't tell if this is for guilty pleasures or dark ones. Sounds more like the former.

A dark pleasure would be like...watching kittens' heads explode or wanking with a cheese grater.

[Ratty]

Can't tell if this is for guilty pleasures or dark ones. Sounds more like the former.

A dark pleasure would be like...watching kittens' heads explode or wanking with a cheese grater.

Yeah there's a world of difference between a dark pleasure and a guilty pleasure. Watching Maury would probably be the former.

Then again...

[Inccubus]

I don't have any dark pleasures, but I sure love them there orgies.

[Laina]

Yeah, see, a lot of you are clearly underestimating Maury Povich's show & the darkness of those that take pleasure in viewing it...

I eat hamburgers without tomatoes.

I also do this. Though it could be because I am allergic to them.

[X]

I have everyone's photos in the Photo Thread stored in a file on my computer.

You don't have mine.

As for my dark pleasures? Well I have a wide interest in several forms of sexuality. Never had sex but I've seen my share of it from all types including bestiality. But in all honesty my darkest part is that of wanton destruction for this god forsaken, piece of s**t, primitive, back-water planet that has cause me so much pain and duress as a child. Even hearing about all the misery and suffering of the people under the control of corrupt governments and greedy corporations makes my blood boil hotter then the Sun. I'm glad I'm not a Dictator or else I feel I would have brought the earth to it's knees long ago and blasted the surface clean of all life. A part of my would feel some form of dark pleasure from doing just that. So...yeah.

[Laina]

But in all honesty my darkest part is that of wanton destruction for this god forsaken, piece of s**t, primitive, back-water planet that has cause me so much pain and duress as a child. Even hearing about all the misery and suffering of the people under the control of corrupt governments and greedy corporations makes my blood boil hotter then the Sun. I'm glad I'm not a Dictator or else I feel I would have brought the earth to it's knees long ago and blasted the surface clean of all life. A part of my would feel some form of dark pleasure from doing just that. So...yeah.

......marry me? We could stand together as the king & queen of nothingness, absolute desolation, surveying our newly withered husk of a domain from atop it's charred ashes as we slowly sank deeper into madness, withering away into dust ourselves. What's darker than that?