Topic: What's your dark pleasure?

[X]

......marry me?

LOL!! Thanks for the uplift 

But seriously, I don't believe in marriage. I think it as nothing more then the exploitation of women and their rights. Robbing them of their freewill (especially in medieval times), forcing them to concede to the so-called "man's world" illusion in order to survive , painting them as nothing more then homemakers and breeding stock. Plus marriages are waaaay too expensive which tells me that this is nothing more then church policy to eek as much money out of us as possible since they're to lazy to get a job of there own. It's disgusting. Besides, If I wanted to live with a woman that I loved I would just live with them. No pressure, no marital expectations and no worries about whether or not she is faithful. Simple.

[Abnormal Freak]

^^^ mad the world caused him pain

wants to bring pain to those who wanna live and enjoy life

:p

[Ratty]

The above conversation between X and Laina brings to mind today's SMBC comic



Also

Even hearing about all the misery and suffering of the people under the control of corrupt governments and greedy corporations makes my blood boil hotter then the Sun. I'm glad I'm not a Dictator or else I feel I would have brought the earth to it's knees long ago and blasted the surface clean of all life. A part of my would feel some form of dark pleasure from doing just that. So...yeah.

......marry me? We could stand together as the king & queen of nothingness, absolute desolation, surveying our newly withered husk of a domain from atop it's charred ashes as we slowly sank deeper into madness, withering away into dust ourselves. What's darker than that?

(No not actually calling either of you racists lol. I'm sure your occasional feelings of hatred for humanity does not discriminate for or against any race/culture in particular. Just falling in love over mutual misanthropy brought this to mind.)

[Lashen]

Balloooooooon

[Laina]

LOL!! Thanks for the uplift 

But seriously, I don't believe in marriage. I think it as nothing more then the exploitation of women and their rights. Robbing them of their freewill (especially in medieval times), forcing them to concede to the so-called "man's world" illusion in order to survive , painting them as nothing more then homemakers and breeding stock. Plus marriages are waaaay too expensive which tells me that this is nothing more then church policy to eek as much money out of us as possible since they're to lazy to get a job of there own. It's disgusting. Besides, If I wanted to live with a woman that I loved I would just live with them. No pressure, no marital expectations and no worries about whether or not she is faithful. Simple.

...oh. I just wanted to wear a pretty dress & have a fancy party before we killed everybody to death with our awesome powers of hate. Meh. *shrug*

 

(No not actually calling either of you racists lol. I'm sure your occasional feelings of hatred for humanity does not discriminate for or against any race/culture in particular. Just falling in love over mutual misanthropy brought this to mind.)

S'coo, I got whatch'ya sayin'. I've long said asshole knows no creed, color or gender. And really, there's nothing that can bond people more quickly or closely than a mutual hatred of something; hell, that's how I got 90% of my friends.

[Lashen]

I actually watched Maury religiously over ten years ago (no cable). He used to take his show more seriously back then, before it gradually turned into a Jerry Springer-esque freak show for entertainment ratings. I don't really care though; it's still amusing sometimes.

My dark pleasure? Collecting objects of bagua (yin-yang) relation. To be fair, it's not "dark" or really even bizarre until someone doesn't know what to get you for your birthday and goes for the generic Asian lifestyle/martial arts... thing. Then someone else sees it and assumes that's what you like, and before you know it you're sitting in a room surrounded by it.

[Laina]

This isn't so much a secret, dark vice as a terrible family secret I should probably keep buried, forever hidden from the light of day...but, uh...I have cousins that have been on tv talk shows...more than once. Not kidding...not even a little.

[Phoenix7786]

S'coo, I got whatch'ya sayin'. I've long said asshole knows no creed, color or gender. And really, there's nothing that can bond people more quickly or closely than a mutual hatred of something; hell, that's how I got 90% of my friends.

Brings to mind the old adage "the enemy of my enemy is my friend,".

[TheCruelAngel]

......marry me? We could stand together as the king & queen of nothingness, absolute desolation, surveying our newly withered husk of a domain from atop it's charred ashes as we slowly sank deeper into madness, withering away into dust ourselves. What's darker than that?

/gruffvoice The coffee I drink every morning, so black that when you stare into the abyss...the abyss is staring back. /grimdarkx1000

 

[crisis]

Um.. This isn't meant to offend anybody, but I believe "if you don't have love, then you have nothing."

X, your idea of marriage is skewed, because my parents have been married for 40+ years and my mother hasn't been stripped of her free will, neither has many of my friend's marriages and we've all been perfectly happy with our lives thus far, so I dunno where that factoid you posted comes from but it's not true at all. The "exploitation" you describe is only in limited circumstances. No offense but if you really think this is how all marriages work then your mindset is very limited since there are many, thousands of circumstances that prove otherwise, mines included.

[Flame]

My dark pleasure? The stuff in my fap folder, and that's all I have to say about that.

[Laina]

Um.. This isn't meant to offend anybody, but I believe "if you don't have love, then you have nothing."

X, your idea of marriage is skewed, because my parents have been married for 40+ years and my mother hasn't been stripped of her free will, neither has many of my friend's marriages and we've all been perfectly happy with our lives thus far, so I dunno where that factoid you posted comes from but it's not true at all. The "exploitation" you describe is only in limited circumstances. No offense but if you really think this is how all marriages work then your mindset is very limited since there are many, thousands of circumstances that prove otherwise, mines included.

Hmm...someone at the CVD making a heartfelt point...hark, I think I hear the very fabric of reality being torn asunder. Yep, we got a class-1 time-space anomaly occurring here. Good job, guys, ya dun gone & blowed up existence. 

[Dark Nemesis]

My dark pleasures? Well I have a wide interest in several forms of sexuality. I've seen my share of it from all types including bestiality.

I think that should cover me.....

[Mooning Freddy]

I always feel like X is one of those guys: 


My dark pleasure? Can't say I really have any. All of my out-of-the-ordinary pleasures, like Melodeath music, science fiction, and all the sick animations on newgrounds.com are not even dark, just different from what most people enjoy.

Oh, now that I mention sick animation, I do like THE Sick Animation. As in http://www.sickanimation.com/
Now is some dark shit.
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[beingthehero]