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Magnum Penii
« on: December 24, 2022, 10:26:50 PM »
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2022, 10:56:07 AM »
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This came up in the search engine, lol


"Here's how big your penis needs to be to fit in a Magnum..."
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2022, 09:20:20 PM »
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Thomas Magnum was not only a good private investigator, he was a chick magnet, maybe he had multiple schlongs, or penii, and kept all the women happy.

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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2022, 12:46:54 PM »
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When you're Tom Selleck, anything is possible.
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2022, 02:34:01 AM »
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Damn right, come for the Magnum Private Investigating, the Mustache Ride is free.
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2022, 11:53:03 AM »
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When Tom Selleck and his 7 body doubles all get that bomba$$ Octopu$$y….
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2022, 05:38:28 PM »
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Before he landed his legendary role, he was known simply as the fella wit' two weenises
It's like Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, but instead it's Who Wants Fried Chicken? I do.

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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2022, 07:37:18 AM »
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Kinda like Miles “Tails” Prower but the other end.
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2022, 11:33:35 PM »
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Selleck could also spin them like nobody's business. While twirling guns.

Random observation: Magnum TA was named such because of his likeness to Magnum PI, but Scott Hall looked WAY more like Magnum PI than Magnum TA did.
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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2023, 11:29:55 PM »
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Got a new phone.

Gotta see what this shits look like on a fresh screen:

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Re: Magnum Penii
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2023, 05:02:35 PM »
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Is today 7|15 or something?
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