Author Topic: TWO YEAR LONG BONER GIVEN TO MAN BY BMW (Read 4505 times)

beingthehero · « **on:** April 30, 2012, 07:13:16 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html

"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Also it must be tough hiding an erection for two years.

VladCT · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2012, 07:28:39 PM »

Wait, is two-year long priapism even possible? Anyway, this claim is so ridiculous that it'd be a miracle if it even so much as passes into court.

Lumi Kløvstad · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2012, 08:19:03 PM »

This is the most amazing news story to cross my screen in weeks.

Abnormal Freak · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2012, 08:37:52 PM »

lol, people will fabricate any story to get some moola.

TheouAegis · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2012, 10:34:48 PM »

Price-Pfister or whoever it is has been telling us for years and years and years now to seek medical attention if we get a boner for more than 4 hours. So sorry, this guy has had sufficient warning. If he didn't see a doctor within even one week, he voided his bio-warranty.

GuyStarwind · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2012, 10:36:40 PM »

Same thing happened to me once... once...

X · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2012, 09:43:07 AM »

If this guy's had a n erection for two years then how's he supposed to pee? Last time I checked when the penis is erect, the urinary track is blocked off.

Flame · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2012, 10:03:23 AM »

That must have been one hell of a motorcycle.

JR · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2012, 01:51:33 PM »

Why be modest? He should've claimed 6 years instead.

Actually, he should just add more time onto his claim as it goes along. Like a tale that gets embellished more and more every time it's told.

Mooning Freddy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2012, 02:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Flame on May 01, 2012, 10:03:23 AM

That must have been one hell of a motorcycle.

Hell, I'd have a boner longer than two years if I had a BMW cycle... Even longer if it's kawasaki lol

Gunlord · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2012, 02:29:13 AM »

Quote from: X on May 01, 2012, 09:43:07 AM

If this guy's had a n erection for two years then how's he supposed to pee? Last time I checked when the penis is erect, the urinary track is blocked off.

Er...let's just say that's not necessarily true for everybody. ^^;;