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Norse women think I'm cute
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:00:57 PM »
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A customer came in last week with her sister who was visiting from Norway. She showed signs of years of smoking and child-raising pains (in other words, she looked older than maybe she was). Nice lady. Loved that Nordic accent. After she flew back to Norway, the customer came in the next day and told me, "You know, my sister thought you were really cute."

Wow! And here I was staring at her Aryan teenaged daughter the whole time she was in the store! Boy, were my tastes in girls way off that week!

In my defense, her daughter was super adorably cute. Even my customer's son was crushing on his cousin. I explained to her it's best to keep it in the family.  :-X
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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 11:33:31 PM »
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That's always a good thing.  ;D

Wow! And here I was staring at her Aryan teenaged daughter the whole time she was in the store! Boy, were my tastes in girls way off that week!

Just curious, what race/ethnicity are you?

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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 11:34:46 PM »
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LOL!! Sounds like you just had a taste of the Manga 'slice of life'.
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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2012, 08:10:41 AM »
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Story of my life is more like "unattractive women think I'm cute". Sigh.
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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2012, 08:46:00 AM »
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I used to talk to a Finnish girl who really liked me (I occasionally still talk to her, though not as often). Problem was she was just really, really boring in personality. I didn't know why she liked me because our conversations were so damn dull, at least from my perspective. Then, I figured it out. Finnish guys were either always depressed, drunk, or both at the same time :x
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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2012, 11:23:58 AM »
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Story of my life is more like "unattractive women think I'm cute". Sigh.

Same goes for me......
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2012, 11:30:23 AM »
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Ah those silly foreigners and their perfect genetics! Can't say I have any similar experiences but good on you for being cute! It's always nice to know when one is appreciated.  ;D

Also repeat customers that recognize you? Where the heck do you work? Only time I got that was when I worked at GameStop and they were always teenaged to middleaged dudes.  :P

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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 04:46:34 AM »
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I usually get hit on by older women, matter of fact my ex was older than I by 6 years.

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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 10:33:02 AM »
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I usually get hit on by older women, matter of fact my ex was older than I by 6 years.

A six year difference? Nothing strange about that. I myself wouldn't mind having a slightly older, more mature woman in my mundane existence. Just someone who can help compliment my existence and add in some excitement and spice in my otherwise stagnating life. I've yet to be hit on by any woman, either mature or slightly younger then I. I can easily converse with them and I have several work colleagues and acquaintances who're women, but never has it gone in anyway more personal then that. I can only guess I'm just the type of person whom can't be bothered with let alone given the time of day. But that's only half the reason why I'm a loner.
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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2012, 08:20:55 AM »
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A six year difference? Nothing strange about that. I myself wouldn't mind having a slightly older, more mature woman in my mundane existence. Just someone who can help compliment my existence and add in some excitement and spice in my otherwise stagnating life. I've yet to be hit on by any woman, either mature or slightly younger then I. I can easily converse with them and I have several work colleagues and acquaintances who're women, but never has it gone in anyway more personal then that. I can only guess I'm just the type of person whom can't be bothered with let alone given the time of day. But that's only half the reason why I'm a loner.

And i thought that i was the only one with the same problem to be called lone wolf.....
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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2012, 04:25:46 PM »
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I think you're qt too, theo-sama. Prunyuu~

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Re: Norse women think I'm cute
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2012, 09:52:57 PM »
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I'm white. Not sure of my descent. Was told I'm Heinz 57. Typical brown-haired American male with a pudgy belly. Fluctuate between 165 and 185 pounds year-round. My face is a bit more chiseled of course than the rest of my body. You can check me out on Facebook if you really, really want... Of course would help if you knew my real name.  8)

Not sure how I feel about older women. I like them young because, well, young girls look better. Although if an older woman hits on a gas station worker (there ya go, now ya know), I doubt she's looking for child support.... Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2012, 01:30:14 AM »
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I've always preferred older women. I find the younger girls, especially in this cesspit of plastic people called Miami, tend to be exponentially arrogant, shallow, and stupid.  That last one really annoys me being that I am a sapiosexual.
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2012, 11:05:59 PM »
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A six year difference? Nothing strange about that. I myself wouldn't mind having a slightly older, more mature woman in my mundane existence. Just someone who can help compliment my existence and add in some excitement and spice in my otherwise stagnating life. I've yet to be hit on by any woman, either mature or slightly younger then I. I can easily converse with them and I have several work colleagues and acquaintances who're women, but never has it gone in anyway more personal then that. I can only guess I'm just the type of person whom can't be bothered with let alone given the time of day. But that's only half the reason why I'm a loner.

It's not the 6 years that bother me but the fact I wound up more mature than she was in the end that did. I always credit older women of having mature minds, but every now and again you find one that isn't.

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