M E A N W H I L E ! ! ! ~ BACK AT THE MAIN BAR
*Mobi and a couple of joint regulars sit around enjoying--? . . . . Well, joints, while watching an odd special on the wall-mounted plasma TV*
TV: "And so to commemorate the upcoming release of the new Castlevania title for the next gen platforms, we now present to you an exclusive VTV retrospective series. Tonight we look back at some of the most defining statements made by longtime producer Koji Igarashi during the series' run. Join us as we look back on the top moments in IGA history."
MARIA: "Ohhh this should be priceless."
NATHAN: [not looking up from his DS] "Double or nothing the top highlight is 'Symphony of the Night.'"
MOBIUS: "I'll take that bet, spikey."
*lights a tall four-and-a-half-inch bong and takes an inhuman drag out of it*
TV: "Number 1: IGA discusses the future of Castlevania."
*screen switches to an image of Igarashi himself*
KOJI: "With adven' of new genedation consores, the filst compretery thlee-dee Castrevania title can now at rast be achieve! I and my staff are velly excited about this possibirity and rook folwahd to deriveling de bes' game we have yet pdoduced."
*Nathan snorts loudly without glancing up*
"Number 2: IGA reveals his personal process of developing a CV game concept."
KOJI: "It is not in my bess intedest to concentlate on story firs'. Fdom my point of view, game-pray and contlor muss take da plecedence before prot outrine can be developed. Hai!"
"Number 3: IGA shares his feelings on the CV fans."
KOJI: "I tank dem fol their undying suppolt. I am now top playah flom Konami. [facing camera] Jou bitches bess lecognize!"
"Number 4: IGA on Blacula."
KOJI: "Bracuda can topp his heers togethel tree times, ahnd go bahck to Aflica!"
"And number 5: IGA on one of his most vocal critics, the demon Sulaco."
*at the bar, Maria suddenly tenses up - Nathan actually looks up from his game*
MARIA: Ohh good god--!
NATE: Bloody hell...
MOBI: [still holding her hit] Nyuhhh?
KOJI: "He rooks rike a bdoke-ahss. . . . -Rou Diamond Phiddips."
*Maria's head slumps forward into her waiting hands*
NATE: "Whoa... [turning to Mobius] Guess I owe you some money."
MOBI: [exhales a long thick cloud of green ganja, nodding] PFFFFFHH! - Aa'iight.
*on TV, IGA raises his arms up to form the peace sign with both hands*
KOJI: "Hollah atta srayah!!"