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Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: Mobius on April 14, 2008, 01:15:23 AM
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- Queef -
Yup. You heard right. Queef. Is it just me, or does this word sound nasty? I dunno, maybe it's the odd way the word kind of sorta' takes a major left turn on the lips at the end when you say it aloud. Maybe it's a nagging sensation that you are somehow mulching both the words "queen" and "weird" together with the word "beef" which, somehow, just does NOT seem right at all? Or maybe it's just that the most common definition of the word around is "a pussy fart." It beats me. All I know is that I just can not abide the word without making an odd face or maybe grimacing a little. And I happen to think the actual thing the word describes is rather cute.
Seriously. I'm not gonna' say I've chowed down on like hundreds of girls in my day. But I've been with and spoken openly to enough lady friends that the whole concept of those little air emissions strikes me as cute. Yes, you heard me. I said cute. The fact that air can get so thoroughly packed up in there that a woman's secondary lips can create such a widely recognizable noise is just precious. Not to mention that it never smells anywhere nearly as foul as air released from the smaller hole just a few inches further south (unless there's a hygiene problem or two involved down there, in which case our faces would be far, far away from the source). I laugh when I hear it. There's really no explanation why. I just happen to find it cute.
A lot of you guys out there think it's pretty gross, and believe me there are plenty of gals who agree with you. However, when it comes right down to it I just have to smile thinking about the subject. If only it didn't have such a hideous name to describe it! Honestly, if I had to choose a new word, you know what I would call it? I'd call it a "furt." No, really. I would love to hear it referred to as a furt by people. Furts. - Furties! Yaaay. Then maybe there'd be more warm, lighthearted laughter amongst people when it happens during intimate moments instead of embarrassed chuckles or sudden awkward silence. Wouldn't it be cute to hear a girlfriend furt? Seriously?
Bottom line, "queef" has got to go. It just sounds bad. Whereas something like "furt" sounds fun and silly. - Just like the noise itself! And that's all I gotta' say about that. G'night kids.
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I don't get you.
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lol
well it never bugged me at all its just air i pushed in there while doing my thing^_^
why would someone find is sick or anything.
but i never heard that word before.lol
pussy fart is the only thing i've ever knew it by.lol
but furts sounds better to me too then Queef ;D
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^ yeah I like furt too, it sounds funny. Fert would be good too. ;D
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There are a lot more important things that need to go. This is just immature little pipsqueaks being stupid.
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^ uh no some of us just like to talk about useless shit on our freetime. Serious convo's are for work.
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In Reply To #5
it is a crazy thing i'll give you that i'd never post something like it.lol
but i'll post a reply ;D
anyway i had to show a friend girl of mine this post ::)
she said she lost brain cells just reading it funny as hell ;D
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Mobius is guy?
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In Reply To #8
Yes he is.
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Then why's it say female on his account screen :?
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Fert
Let's make it "Fertt" while we're at it, to make it sound exotic and foreign.
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In Reply To #10
Yeah, my thoughts as well. And the avatar had me wondering too. Honestly, when I first saw Serio's Stella avatar, I though he was a girl. Still can't get the thought out of my head...
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In Reply To #10
Because maybe some folks like to keep other people guessing, it's something they like to do.
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In Reply To #11
"le faht" sounds more exotic! :o
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In Reply To #12
i'm like that too if someone has a pic of a girl i'll think of them as a girl even if i know there a guy.lol
and same go's the if they have a pic as a dude and there a girl :P
just can't get it out of my head.lol
shit i think of Jorge D. Fuentes as Alucard that just how strong the thing is ;D
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just can't get it out of my head.lol
Kylie Minogue!! ;)
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In Reply To #12
i'm like that too if someone has a pic of a girl i'll think of them as a girl even if i know there a guy.lol
and same go's the if they have a pic as a dude and there a girl :P
just can't get it out of my head.lol
shit i think of Jorge D. Fuentes as Alucard that just how strong the thing is ;D
It's okay. I think Ed is the real Soma Cruz because of his soul vacuum avatar he used to use.
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So....we are gonna have a death match between Jorge D. Fuentes and Ed Oscuro!! Awesome! :D
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In Reply To #8, 9 and 10
Well I guess I shouldn't be too surprised by the turn this topic took, but all I will say to you guys is something I believe will clarify this little side mystery for everyone. And that something is as follows...
~ Transgender rocks ;D
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How does it feel to have both?
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That's a hermaphrodite, son. I wouldn't know about that.
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So technically are your boobs still man-boobs?
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In Reply To #4
"Curt" sounds better.
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In Reply To #17
Lol, I see Dark Nemesis as the girl in his sig. But I guess it's because you see that avatar as that persons identity. I mean, I'm not actually Dante!
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In Reply To #24
Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaa! Sorry, for a moment i thought that i was for real a girl and that i was singing at opera!
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Well, she is pretending to be a man.
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In Reply To #25
But your profile said male.....
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I don't mind the actual thing because if I'm hearing them, it means I'm fuckin' and that's ALWAYS good.
But yeah, the word is definitely not pretty. Kinda like "cunt." I don't like that word much either. I dont' know why, but it just makes me think of a nasty, yeasty, infected vag. And that's NEVER good. :-X
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In Reply To #27
And i am male! If anyone have doubts go here:http://castlevania.classicgaming.gamespy.com/forums/index.php?topic=80.0
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That's a hermaphrodite, son. I wouldn't know about that.
Hahaha, you amuse me greatly.
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In Reply To #30
Yes, I agree. And Dark nemesis is confusing!
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In Reply To #31
Whatever............................... ...
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In Reply To #32
Exactly!
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Now my only question is, what do you, Mobius, think of the word "twat?" It's one of my faves, but that's just me.
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In Reply To #34
I like the word. I dont say Twat tho like "T way t" I say "T wha t" like its spelled twaut or somethin. One of my roommates in college was a flamin homo I mean he was really out there and that was his fav word. He said it atleast 100 times a day but he said it like the first way it annoyed the hell outta me.
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In Reply To #35
Yeah, I say it that way too. The other way is a more British pronounciation. I never hear anyone say it though! And it's certainly better than C U Next Tuesday! :P
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In Reply To #30
We aim to please. ;)
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And as for the twat thing..... Well, given the choice I do happen to prefer 'twat' over 'cunt.' But that's only because cunt is associated with so many more derogatory statements. It sounds really insulting. Twat to me sounds dirty (the unclean infected vag mentioned on the last page), but in a way that sounds funny. - In a cruel sort of way.
Case and point: People say that Sarah Silverman is controversial. Please, the only thing controversial about her is what stinks more. - Her comedy or her twat.
Anyway, that's about all I have to say 'bout that particular word. Thank you and guh'night.