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AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« on: April 14, 2008, 01:15:23 AM »
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- Queef -

Yup. You heard right. Queef. Is it just me, or does this word sound nasty? I dunno, maybe it's the odd way the word kind of sorta' takes a major left turn on the lips at the end when you say it aloud. Maybe it's a nagging sensation that you are somehow mulching both the words "queen" and "weird" together with the word "beef" which, somehow, just does NOT seem right at all? Or maybe it's just that the most common definition of the word around is "a pussy fart." It beats me. All I know is that I just can not abide the word without making an odd face or maybe grimacing a little. And I happen to think the actual thing the word describes is rather cute.

Seriously. I'm not gonna' say I've chowed down on like hundreds of girls in my day. But I've been with and spoken openly to enough lady friends that the whole concept of those little air emissions strikes me as cute. Yes, you heard me. I said cute. The fact that air can get so thoroughly packed up in there that a woman's secondary lips can create such a widely recognizable noise is just precious. Not to mention that it never smells anywhere nearly as foul as air released from the smaller hole just a few inches further south (unless there's a hygiene problem or two involved down there, in which case our faces would be far, far away from the source). I laugh when I hear it. There's really no explanation why. I just happen to find it cute.

A lot of you guys out there think it's pretty gross, and believe me there are plenty of gals who agree with you. However, when it comes right down to it I just have to smile thinking about the subject. If only it didn't have such a hideous name to describe it! Honestly, if I had to choose a new word, you know what I would call it? I'd call it a "furt." No, really. I would love to hear it referred to as a furt by people. Furts. - Furties! Yaaay. Then maybe there'd be more warm, lighthearted laughter amongst people when it happens during intimate moments instead of embarrassed chuckles or sudden awkward silence. Wouldn't it be cute to hear a girlfriend furt? Seriously?

Bottom line, "queef" has got to go. It just sounds bad. Whereas something like "furt" sounds fun and silly. - Just like the noise itself! And that's all I gotta' say about that. G'night kids.
 
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 01:21:23 AM »
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I don't get you.
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 01:36:18 AM »
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lol
well it never bugged me at all its just air i pushed in there while doing my thing^_^
why would someone find is sick or anything.
but i never heard that word before.lol
pussy fart is the only thing i've ever knew it by.lol
but furts sounds better to me too then Queef ;D

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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 02:32:12 AM »
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^ yeah I like furt too, it sounds funny. Fert would be good too.  ;D
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 09:08:49 AM »
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There are a lot more important things that need to go. This is just immature little pipsqueaks being stupid.

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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 11:18:22 PM »
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^ uh no some of us just like to talk about useless shit on our freetime. Serious convo's are for work.
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 04:24:27 AM »
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it is a crazy thing i'll give you that i'd never post something like it.lol
but i'll post a reply ;D

anyway i had to show a friend girl of mine this post ::)
she said she lost brain cells just reading it funny as hell ;D

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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2008, 11:24:01 AM »
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Mobius is guy?
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2008, 05:09:22 PM »
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Yes he is.

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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2008, 11:42:30 PM »
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Then why's it say female on his account screen :?
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2008, 06:39:56 AM »
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Fert

Let's make it "Fertt" while we're at it, to make it sound exotic and foreign.
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2008, 06:57:10 AM »
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Yeah, my thoughts as well. And the avatar had me wondering too. Honestly, when I first saw Serio's Stella avatar, I though he was a girl. Still can't get the thought out of my head...
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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2008, 11:38:14 AM »
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Because maybe some folks like to keep other people guessing, it's something they like to do.

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Re: AND NOW A WORD FROM MOBIUS!
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2008, 02:27:14 AM »
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"le faht" sounds more exotic! :o

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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2008, 11:09:55 AM »
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i'm like that too if someone has a pic of a girl i'll think of them as a girl even if i know there a guy.lol
and same go's the if they have a pic as a dude and there a girl :P
just can't get it out of my head.lol

shit i think of Jorge D. Fuentes as Alucard that just how strong the thing is ;D

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