Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Gimph]

Okay, first of all, I CANNOT take any credit for this idea, as my sister told me about it from another website, but here it is anyway:

This is pretty useless, but very funny and I liked it, so here. Basically, this is a topic for what I call "You suck so much at Castlevania" jokes. The rules are, your post must start with "You suck so much at Castlevania" then insert your joke. For instance, you suck so much at Castlevania, you choked on roast chicken and died.

Let's see what you guys come up with!

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania 64, the bull in the Castle Center killed you before you released the crytal's magic!

[Shory]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you hit yourself with your own whip.

[CVfan13]

You suck so much at Castlevania that.... that... YO MAMA'S FAT, YO!

[MDI]

You suck so much at Castlevania that Isaac called YOU gay.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #5

 
Now that's rare.

You suck at Castlevania so much that your entire coolection ran away to find me, the awesome Castlevani fan! 

[Alexc2808]

You suck so much at castlevania that your "suck at castlevania" jokes are worse than CVfan13's.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #7

You suck so much at Castlevania that you are just me in an Alexc2808 costume! (see, I made a funny at my own expense(which is probably the funny part)  )

[Clara E. Leet]

Ugh, I knew this would happen.

Cut it out right now, both of you. None of these jokes should be directed to anyone in particular.

[Alexc2808]

Jeez, calm down.  there is no malice in this.  We're just playing at each other.  If this constitutes as so much than this forum has become the pre-k of the castlevania community.  I said his jokes were bad.  No need to go all motherly on us.

[The Last Belmont]

You suck so much at castlevania that death leaps out of the TV to kill you.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you choked on your roast chicken and died!

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #10

Yeah, I didn't take any offense, and I didn't mean any offense in what I said to him. Like always, we're just playing around. And I can'ty make a good joke for my life. 

You suck so much at Castelvania that CVfan13 thinks you're bad! 

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania you still think that the Castle Center is the last level in Castlevania 64!

[Rugal]

You suck so much at Castlevania that fuck you.