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Offline Gimph

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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2008, 08:58:17 AM »
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Same here. :P

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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2008, 03:57:27 PM »
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Gary Oldman should be Dracula again. I think it would be cool to have the movie not try to serious, because it will turn out like Van Helsing or something. Instead, I want a grindhouse gory, exploitation flick with whips, temptation of a Belmont by a topless succubus, and old metal music mixed with classic cv tracks. Black Sabbath and Yngwie would be good. And it must be R rated, for goodness sake.

I think it would be more fun than the crushing disappointment I am sure we are in for.
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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2008, 09:32:48 AM »
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put kate beckinsale in it as like a heroine or succubus

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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2008, 10:25:59 AM »
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put kate beckinsale in it as like a heroine or succubus
Absolutely not.
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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2008, 12:59:36 AM »
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1. Don't include Angelina Jolie in it.
2. Don't market/hype it like other new movies.
3. Have Succubus stand naked in the background :P
4. Have no romance/soppy/love shit in it.
5. Don't make it anything like Dusk till Dawn  ;D

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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2008, 09:01:31 AM »
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How would marketing/hyping it affect how good the movie is?  They need to market/hype it if they want it to make any money.
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Re: 5 ways to help make the castlevania movie a success
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2008, 10:33:49 AM »
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How would marketing/hyping it affect how good the movie is?
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