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Title: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Abnormal Freak on May 28, 2017, 03:43:51 PM


The bell rings vehemently
The post will vary the while to granny
She is rushing to the wicket
And she is looking forward to a white letter

She is taking by the handle and
opening the wicket
She is beholding the postman Radek at the doorstep

Radek, little Radek, what do you have for me?
you will give me a letter from my daughter, won't you?
Oh granny, be sure that I will
- he answers kindly
He is reaching for a letter in
the satchel and giving it to her

He gives thanks for thanks
But suddenly he is asking her
Granny, I have a little request to you
I want to poop, can I come in?

Of course - come in

In the latrine he has put out a knife from the satchel
He was so fascinated
That he puckered the eyebrows
Now he is stealling to the cottage
And ragely stabbing the granny
The blood is splashing on tiles,
On the stove and on the baskets
He enjoyed her as a swine
What will he do with this filth?
As usual
He is jacking off
He must also catch
He must also satch the morning post


Music & Lyrics by Humanoid (Josef VeselĂ˝)
Performed by !T.O.O.H.! (The Obliteration of Humanity)
hailing from the Czech Republic
from their 1999 debut album, From Higher Will

Lyrics copied out of the booklet
(preserving misspellings and broken English),
underlined emphasis mine.
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Bloo on May 29, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e579nO2lbjo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e579nO2lbjo)
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: JR on June 10, 2017, 12:28:38 AM
It's like someone took early Cephalic Carnage, a bit of Dissection, and King Diamond's sound production and put it all in a blender.
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Abnormal Freak on June 10, 2017, 01:09:55 AM
And to top it all off, Cornholio on vocals.

This is just the opening track from their debut album. They get so much better. Like here:



Then they did an utterly amazing and professionally-produced third album with a full band (other albums are just the two brothers), which Earache had in print for less than a month, the singer/guitarist was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, and years later they put out an entirely electronic album which seriously sounds like metal made on a Super Nintendo.

I guess despite the main dude's mental condition which has prevented him from performing guitar, he's pushing through it to do a fifth album, and I think they're planning to go into a studio instead of just recording from home, lol.
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Mooning Freddy on June 10, 2017, 05:57:51 AM
That is the devil's music, son. Beware of the the other one's lust and manipulation.
 























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