In Reply To #37
That's nothing. A boy from my class accused me once with BEING a vampire.
That led to a funny situation. You see, I have a perversion with black clothes. I don't know why, guess I find them sexy. But I wear them ONLY in the winter. During the summer I wear white, yellow, green, heck, any color except black. Yet when the winter comes, I grab my black jeans, shirt and jacket and become a goth.
So there was this time once when I forgot about gym class and came to school wearing my black jeans and coat. When the coach was all "why the f**k are you not in gym clothes, kid?" this guy answered: "That's ok, coach. He can't wear any color except black."