Topic: We can all breathe easy, CDC says Zombie Apocalypse is not on the way.

[Ratty]

So yeah, the United States Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt the need to come out with the absolutely shocking news that zombies are not real.
The fact that the organization had previously given comical CDC guidelines on what to do in case of a zombie outbreak has provided at least a few crazy conspiracy theorists and bitterly sarcastic commentators fodder for debate.
I say we all keep playing Killing Floor and CSS:Zombie Hell mod to prepare, just in case.

EDIT: Lol just noticed I put "breath" instead of "breathe" XD

[Gunlord]

It's not coming..............

RIGHT NOW............................

[ScionOfBalance]

And here i was,thinking that all those hours of resident evil would finally be usefull.

I'm still hoping for it.

[VladCT]

Of course, once they start actively denying it, it's actually happening somewhere.

[Vampire Killer]

Dammit, you mean I just spent $1k on shotgun ammo for nothing!?

[Mooning Freddy]

Well, I suppose we have to take it seriously. My international relations 101 lecturer offered us to read this book for an interpretation of world events, just in case:



http://press.princeton.edu/titles/9388.html

http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/08/18/theory_of_international_politics_and_zombies

[Kale]

Yes! I can delay buying those guns for a little while longer!

[shelverton.]

This is like, while on a plane, out of nowhere the captain suddenly says: "Ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to say that there's no reason to panic. Everything's just fine. I repeat, don't panic. We're not about to crash, not at all. Also, nothing in the plane is malfunctioning. At all."

[X]

So yeah, the United States Center for Disease Control and Prevention felt the need to come out with the absolutely shocking news that zombies are not real.

It took them this long to come to that conclusion when almost everyone else already knows it?? What a bunch 'o dicks.

[Johnny Alucard]

Even in the case of a zombie invasion, zombie simulation games (such as DayZ) have shown that it won't be very long until zombies become a minor nuisance when humans start battling each other over food, supplies, and even territory.