It has recently occurred to me that, rather than going about the overcomplicated task of trying to seduce his son to the Dark Side while hanging out in an upside-down hidden castle in another dimension and relying a dead sorcerer who had already failed him twice, Count Dracula should have just ordered one of his pals to capture Maria and use her as a virgin sacrifice to bring himself back to living immediately after she stumbled into the castle looking for Richter.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "oh noez, Hulkster! You can't kill her off so quickly! That would ruin a perfectly good Belmont off-shoot storyline and a boss battle in the Saturn and PSP ports of SOTN!" But hear me out.
Think about it. The adult Maria Renard, lying helpless and unconscious atop Dracula's coffin. The only thing covering her nude form is a thin pale blanket pulled up to her collarbone. The Succubus watches nearby holding Maria's folded green dress, after being the one left to prepare her body for the sacrifice. Shaft's ghost leads the ceremony and, in the ultimate act of irony, Bad Richter is the one to plunge the knife into her. Her final blood-curdling scream as her blood empties onto the coffin echo through the castle, and the new form of Dracula is born into the living world. Hearing this, Alucard spends the remainder of the game in a near-invincible hotblooded rage as he takes brutal revenge on all of his father's minions and finally the Dark King himself for the poor girl's murder.
It would be epic.
For those of you who still disagree with me, I only have this to say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8rplgBISk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8rplgBISk)
That is all.
Yeah that doesn't make any sense what-so-ever. I can only conclude that whomever wrote that story was a little too romantically infatuated with the Alucard & Maria thing in SotN to even think straight.
They even said "Maria isnt virgin" like I said. xD
*That moment when you discover that X is saying this in front of the writer, Waffle, without knowing and giggles because of the sincerity*
So Serio used to go by Long John Silver here? Well, how about that?
what's the deal with that?
Oops??! I never realized that Super Waffle wrote that till I checked it out...only AFTER commenting ??? My apologies Super Waffle. ;D Now I'm the one not thinking straight.
Its funny to see that someone years ago said that and me without knowing said the same thing. Thats it.Yeah, but why do different people keep insisting on it?
Also in the fanfic world, Maria isnt virgin anymore. lol
Yeah that doesn't make any sense what-so-ever. I can only conclude that whomever wrote that story was a little too romantically infatuated with the Alucard & Maria thing in SotN to even think straight.
Ah the after effects of IGA's stint with TokiMemo....
http://www.castlevaniadungeon.net/features/cvporn.html (http://www.castlevaniadungeon.net/features/cvporn.html)
I thought you already knew about that too, since they mentioned this in the very same topic.
Thats why we are "insisting" in this joke.
I don't follow ???
LOL! Almost forgot about those. Seems like the Richter-Alucard romance pics were broken. Nevermind, such horrors were never meant to be seen anyway.
Just do a simple google search and lots of those things can pop up. But yeah, best left unseen.
So you tried eh? Naughty girl. :P
Well, duh, hehehehe. ;D
I also am knowledgeable of other pairings, but I'll keep them to myself.
You are wrong.(click to show/hide)
Zomg new OTP!!!!!!1! :D
Isaac and Hector?
This thread was so much nicer when it was about Maria getting killed in raunchy ways instead of yaoi porn.
X, atleast its not Beelzebub and Legion. lol
Haha! Beelzebub and Legion would not be a good yaoi coupling for my mind. However, if you insist, it can happen. :wink:
Though personally i have other yaoi pairings in mind. Snicker snicker.
Think about it. The adult Maria Renard, lying helpless and unconscious atop Dracula's coffin. The only thing covering her nude form is a thin pale blanket pulled up to her collarbone. The Succubus watches nearby holding Maria's folded green dress.Oh, my God, I just thought about it...
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmomentorevolts.weebly.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F9%2F4%2F3%2F5943483%2F4384354.jpg&hash=b00508a8dc666752366cdb1d194c47e8)Is Chupacabras X Baba Yaga one of them, by chance?
Fleaman X Medusa Head
Maria X Charlotte X Carmilla...that's actually not a bad idea. I should write about that.