So it looks like I may get to play this lovely game without the stupidly annoying and fun-breaking "shake to roll" mechanic.
Only thing is it's at the loss of better graphics and a big TV and simultaneous co-op for a handheld 3D experience.
I might get it just to play the game properly with a BUTTON that takes care of rolling. I wish there were some way to play the Wii game this way.