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Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: Highwind Dragoon on March 07, 2008, 07:41:41 AM
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*Cricket chirp*
Where's redrum when you need him? >:( >:(
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He hides in my signature......seriously.
Not the 2-D signature though, and he still occasionally comes here.
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This place can't get started without him! :o :( >:(
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What is this all about?
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What is this all about?
http://forumplanet.gamespy.com/general_castlevania_discussion/b48304/2942361/p1/?3582
READ :o :o :o
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I see... not.
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Did you ever play Legacy of darkness?
That's where the Villa is from. ;D
*Uses the Chandelier to swing to the other side of the upper foyer.* 8) :P
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The villa is also there in Castlevania 64... whatever the first one is called.
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In Reply To #8
Just castlevania. :(
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whys that forum still active?
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In Reply To #10
No clue.
*Pours Kale a drink and slides it down the bar towards him.*
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Ahh. I see. So this is this forums' spamthread. Where you can spam and consume cyber-booze. We had that in another forum. It was called "Dragon Inn".
I'm currently reading Dracula on english. I sometimes have trouble understanding the people, when they write... y'know, like in old times. Well, before I read geisha and Harry Potter on english. I'm slowly becoming an anglimaniac. Oh well.
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In Reply To #11
*Grabs the drink and chugs it down* *chokes and looks inside* What the hell? Milk!?
In Reply To #12
Anglimaniac?
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Yeah. Well, I really enjoy reading/writing and speaking english.
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In Reply To #11
*Grabs the drink and chugs it down* *chokes and looks inside* What the hell? Milk!?
Oops, my bad. :o :o
Here, this IS a drink!
*Pours kale some villa punch and slides it down the bar towards him.*
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*grabs drink before kale can* :3
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In Reply To #16
*Stabs Erimocard's hand before he can catch the drink and gives it to Kale.*
That'll learn ya. :D
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Now you're all to bed. Over here it's just 23:00. Well, what a bummer. :/ :/ :/
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In Reply To #18
It's 4:05 PM over here.
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Its 5:15 here.
*Chugs down the Villa Punch* Ahh.... that hit the spot.
Thats what a bar should always have .... not milk!
I just noticed something, my firefox is stupid, it tries to correct everything into "sad," "ads," "as," "ad," or "acid."
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In Reply To #20
This place needs Sulaco, he knew how to drink and kick ass. 8)
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In Reply To #12
No, here it was called The Villa *Lightning Strikes*
The move here killed the thread over at the old boards. Ralphy Boy started the thread years ago, and it went over 100 pages.
No new Villa thread will ever be quite as good as the original thread though of course.
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In Reply To #22
Here's hoping that this one will go OVER 9000!!!!! :o :o :o :o
*Drinks 4 villa punches in a row*
WOOOOOO- *Thunk!*
Requesting sticky, please.
EDIT: Some asshole sits on one of the library computers at the downtown campus, Chatting on Imvu, uploading hentai to his photobucket account, and listening to some J-pop anime crap music.
It's fucking annoying when I'm sitting down reading the NYT paper and trying to relax before I go to my next class.
What should I do?
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Ok, now all I need to do is post some VGCats and *slapped* OW, GEESE, Sorry, ow...
...alright, get me a Mango Margarita...
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In Reply To #24
Sorry, we don't serve girl drinks here.
Go to margaritavile if you want that.
HERE, *Slams whiskey bottle down onto the counter* WE SERVE WHISKEY!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
*Pours Slayer a shot.
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In Reply To #25
Hughhh, fine...*takes the shot*...I don't go to Margaritaville anymore... I get to obsessed looking for the salt shaker I lost there a couple years back...
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In Reply To #26
You'll thank me, someday. ;D ;D
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*slumps in*
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In Reply To #28
HOLY SHIT :o :o :o :o
THE LEGEND RETURNS!!!!!!!
What'll it be?? ;D ;D
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Bah! My friends, Freddy needs a strong drink, for tomorrow he goes back to the army and won't be able to visit the Villa three weeks. What a waste!
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What'll it be, then? ;D
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In Reply To #28
I figured sooner or later you'd find it.
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Bloodreign, what'll i-
*Sound of something crashing nearby*
Oi, hang on, got to go beat down the Glass knights again.
*Grabs spear and jumps up to the upper hallway.*
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Ah, those glass knights. Always causing such a ruckus. This is why we need bouncers...
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Ok, I'm back. ;D
Bloodreign, what'll i-
RRRRRIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chainsaw frankenstein runs through the villa bar, followed by the gargoyle dogs chasing someone*
God dammit, where the hell is redrum when you need him?
*Jumps through a window to the top of the roof, then, just as frankie and the dogs are coming out into the garden maze, I Jump down and plant the spear straight into his skull, pull it out and executes a spinning slash on the dogs before running inside and locking the doors.*
Sorry about that, what'll it be?
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*walks in, looks around*
....I'll be over there if anyone needs me.
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In Reply To #35
Everclear. ;)
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:o :o
....Ok, I'm not your dad.
*Pours bloodreign a shot and takes cover*
HIT THE DECK!!!!!!! :o
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*eats the whole villa bar*
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STAB AGAIN!
*Stabs as Erimocard's head off.*
*watches it roll into Transelvania swamp by the desert. 8) 8)
http://darcula.ytmnd.com/
:o :o
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Creepy stuff. *eats his own head*
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*Smashes bar stool over Erimocard's head.*
BAR FIGHT!!!!!! ;D ;D
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*Comes in with flamethrower, burns you all, then burns self*
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*Uses Dragon breath on Rugal and frys him before he go his flamethrower out.*
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In Reply To #44
too late. You're already dead.
*hnk theme plays*
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*cue MGS game over theme*
Highwind, are you there! Highwind, what's wrong? Highwind?! HIGHWIND!!!!
*looks around, unzips pants and urinates on Wind's ashes.*
Hehe, kick 'em when their down, I say.
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"Guys, we technically can't have you and this bar here, as all the other residents are complaining that this can't be Paradise with all of you here; shape up your act and we'll call you guys if we need you."
*Everyone rises from Villa ashes*
...I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing...
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In Reply To #44
too late. You're already dead.
*hnk theme plays*
I had Auto-Life equipped, so you lose, Serio. :o :o
http://www.ffinsider.net/final-fantasy-9/ability2.php
*cue MGS game over theme*
Highwind, are you there! Highwind, what's wrong? Highwind?! HIGHWIND!!!!
*looks around, unzips pants and urinates on Wind's ashes.*
Hehe, kick 'em when their down, I say.
*Gets up and stabs Azmodan in the crouth.*
Hope you weren't planning to have kids.
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Pardon my ignorance, but Redrum is Slayer ?_?
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Oh, dammit. >:(
What the hell do I do with these 4 massive armies, then? :o >:( :(
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Oh, dammit. >:(
What the hell do I do with these 4 massive armies, then? :o >:( :(
Conquer the villa and build a massive bar.
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We already have the villa, so.......
LET'S GO AND CONQUER RUSSIA!!!!! ;D :o :o
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They'd place an embargo on their fur hats, and I love those fur hats.
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Screw the hats, this is for Mother Villa. You're are either with us, or a communist!
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They'd place an embargo on their fur hats, and I love those fur hats.
Pfft, big deal.
Just take control of their nuclear arsonal, it's only guard by a few consripts and locked with a regular padlock.
Talk about weak security from the so-called strongman, Putin. ::)
To arms! :o :o
FOR THE VILLA! 8) 8)
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In Reply To #49
No, two different people Gunlord.
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I miss the old Gunlord.
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But, he turn Weeaboo! ::) >:( >:(
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In Reply To #49
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Nothing more annoying like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6GYBPNrrU&feature=related
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The villa is recruiting and we want YOU to fight for us!
Annyways if you need me I'll be in the library looking for a book I lost.
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Nothing more annoying like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6GYBPNrrU&feature=related
*cringe*
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KILLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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*stomps almost merrily into the Villa (lightning pops a boner) with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a broken, bloodstained bottle of white wine in the other*
Hm, hm, huh, huh, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah-hahh huh. Ha-Hi, kids. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Fuckers. Hm, hm, hmm, huh, huh, huh, huh...
~OFF TO THE SIDE...
NATHAN: ...We are so f***ing screwed.
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Well, we took over russia, now what?
Any suggestions? Anyone? ???
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Well, we took over russia, now what?
Any suggestions? Anyone? ???
The answer to everything (http://http://images.google.nl/url?q=http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/7/O/bush_bombiraq.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFREu_UPjtVzVXnV11Nw-8RbyoENw)
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In Reply To #66
Your link don't work.
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The villa is recruiting and we want YOU to fight for us!
Annyways if you need me I'll be in the library looking for a book I lost.
Which one?
THe one in the villa or the castle center one?> :o ???
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I say we give Russia to 4chan, just to see what would happen...on second thought, I could live without knowing...
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I say we give Russia to 4chan, just to see what would happen...on second thought, I could live without knowing...
NO! :o :o >:( >:(
They would sell all the Nukes to North Korea and Cuba for the LULZ. :o :o >:( >:(
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*starts a nude congo line*
*waits for everyone to join*
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*Delivers a 2 feet flying dragoon kick to Azmodan's face.* :o :o :o
DAMMIT, THIS IS THE VILLA! NOT THE CORNER STRIP BAR! >:( >:( >:(
Here, *Slams a bottle of whiskey on the counter* WE SERVE WHISKEY!!!!! :o :o 8) ;D
*Pours Azmodan ten shots* :P
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*looks up*
wha...not the strip bar?
*slaps his head*
Duh..I knew I had forgotten something!
I was wondering why it was so quiet in here.
*takes 20 shots asks for a refil*
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Who wants some CAPTAIN DRAC?!??!!??! ;D ;D
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*slams a massive metal tankard down on the bar beside Highwind*
;D Gimme.
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I'd appreciate a good old drink of the multi-armed gods, soma, at the moment.
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*slams a massive metal tankard down on the bar beside Highwind*
;D Gimme.
*Fills the tankard to the brim.*
Aww crap, We don't have enough to last the night!
Hey Sulaco, where'd Redrum get this stuff, anyways?
I'd appreciate a good old drink of the multi-armed gods, soma, at the moment.
The hell's that? Go to the castle center bar, they got all the name brand stuff.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma
Super-scientific!
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Alright, here you go.
*Pours thernz OVER 9000 shots*
TO YER HEALTH! :o :o :D
I'm getting tired.
ALRIGHT LUGS,LAST ROUND BEFORE CLOSING! >:(
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so uhm did you guys hear about the new ps3 cv game theyre working on? it takes place in 2136 soma has become evil and julius was too old to have kids so they have to use a time machine and bring back simon to destroy him oshyt :-X
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In Reply To #80
STOP LYING!! It's 2137, not 2136!
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*shakes head*
Children, if you can't play nice with each other, Auntie Em's going to have to rip out your eyes and pour salted lemon juice into their sockets. Now then....
*heaves a crate of hell-brewed demonic whiskey up onto the bar with one arm*
- Sulaco sends his regards and hopes all ya'll bitches burn like back in the old days. Salud ^_^
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This time...........
LET'S FIGHT FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
*Throws a big daddy at Sulaco.*
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Security!
*Minotaur bashes through wall*
...ok, who hired that guy? I really don't trust him too much...
*Big Daddy and Minotaur get in epic battle*
...$5 on Big Daddy, who's in.
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you're on, I put 19,99$ on the minotaur.
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Over $9,000 on big daddy, he'll drill a hole in the minotaur's head.
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*clamps one mean looking pincher-tipped tenticle around the big daddy and yanks it over to rip it's top off like tinfoil and scoop out the juicy innards with a massive, green segmnented tongue that appears to have a toothy mouth on the end of it*
Mmmm.... I love seafood.
*Minotaur smiles and slowly backs out of the Villa (lightning spoodges!!!)*
ALUCARD: "Eep!"
*jumps into Maria's arms quite effortlessly*
MARIA: "Eh-heh... Just like the old days."
*clings to Alucard as big daddy's armor gets heaved over their heads and out a window by Mobi*
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DAMN MAN, you should be running Rapture, not Ryan. :o :o :o
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*Pipe bomb rolls randomly into the villa*
BANG
*Duke Nukem theme plays out of no-where as a man's figure approaches from the smoke*
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fometz-il.org%2FCMS_files%2FnukeR.gif&hash=90012cf34e1132df8957af23bc9a8ee2) Some one's gonna friggin' pay for thinking me dead.(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fometz-il.org%2FCMS_files%2FnukeR.gif&hash=90012cf34e1132df8957af23bc9a8ee2)
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Plants Spear in Duke Nukem's skull.
Juste: THIS IS MADNESS!!!!
ME: MADNESS??
THIS IS THE VILLA!!!!
*Kicks juste off the second story foyer to the floor below.*
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*Juste lands on the table Mobi and a succubus have just sat down at, shattering it*
JUSTE: ". . . the... pain." [passes out cold]
Random decapitated head on the floor: "The horror...!"
SUCCUBUS: [rolls eyes] "The insanity. Oy!"
*picks up Random head off the floor, jams a finger into its skull and sticks a swirly straw into it*
The hell with it. *SCHLURRRP* Ahhh. Cheers everyone.
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Eww. That was on the floor.
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Guys, the Burning Legion's Invading the Villa.
HALP.
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I TURN 21 TODAY!!!!!!!!! :D
:Pours self 24 villa punches and 24 Captain Dracs, then drinks them all.
"WOOOOOOOOOO-THUNK"
.........
*Gets back up*
LET'S PARTY!! :o
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*pours Highwind a shot of flaming cognac*
Welcome to Suckersville, byotch. S'all downhill from here, so happy trails ^_^
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It's...really all just a lie? :o :(
..............
Whatever, LET'S DRINK!
*Downs flaming cognac.*
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/18/ibm_almaden_privacy/
Goodbye privacy, hello brave new world! :o
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(Bonus points if you got the reference.) :D
haha that one is from wc3, if you keep harassing the dreadlord by klicking on him he get's a phone call from someone who thinks he's a druglord instead of a dreadlord :P
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You didn't get the stranger in the alps reference from the big lebowski? :( >:(
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I thought you quit the internet?
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Everyone knows drinking makes you cool!
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I thought you quit the internet?
No, I quit the chapel, there's a difference, see. ;D
And Rugal, It depends if you mix the drinks right. :P
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No, I quit the chapel, there's a difference, see. ;D
...your IP address still shows that you're still there, but hiding. In fact, you were active just a few hours ago, but you said you quit yesterday.
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Are you accusing me of lying, Azmodan?
I thinkl we're gonna hafta THROW DOWN NAO.
*Fight Music plays.*
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(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee35%2Fbeingthehero%2Fwrestlemania.jpg%3Ft%3D1212034856&hash=588c6729cf051aaf3f4cf27f7b02e8c8)
BAAAAAAW!
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Lol, so you have a fake hip, on steroids, and no talent as a wrestler? :D
BRING IT ON! ;D
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You guys picked one of the worst wrestling games to throw down to. :O
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How about we pick ready 2 rumble to fight to? :o ;D
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Phuck dat shiznat! Gimme' a photo-realistic celeb version of Rumble Roses where we can finally see Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears all get their lower intestines ripped out by Audrey Hepburn and Rita Hayworth and maybe then we'll have a wrastlin' game worth sitting down to an all-night marathon slugfest for.
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....I think you need more villa punch sulaco, and a stronger batch at that, too.
*Spikes villa punch with an obsene amount of captain drac.*
Enjoy. ;D
*ducks for cover* :o
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BUMP
This topic needs a sticky, please. ;D
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In Reply To #111
Are you sure? I mean, you just bumped it.
:P
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yeah, but paavo knocked it to page 2 with his 5 topics he created. >:(
Anyways, what do you want, jorge? :D
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*morphs into Jorge for a moment to steal his order*
I'll take a small steak.
*bites the top off a bottle of vodka before imbibing*
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Ok, here's your bemouth steak.
Might be your last, too, the prices are going up.
Fucking gas..... >:( >:( >:(
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Thine wishes are fulfilled. The cavalry has arrived.
...eh?
*Requesting drink*
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In Reply To #116
*Slams HUGE-ASS beer glass down on the bar and fills it to the brim with soma.
Enjoy. ;D
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:chugs entire keg of villa punch:
WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO-THUNK!
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Careful there, buddy. Don't hurt yourself. Unless of course you won't be needing them brain cells at any time in the near future. In which case I suggest downing the house drinks with a double tequila chaser and a line of crack-laced human plasma.
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Sulaco, I have the regen ability equipped. What could possibly go wro-OH SHIT!
*Falls down the main villa staircase and faceplants at the bottom.*
...............
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you must have a vivid imagination
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Only one joke about the war in Georgia.
Jack, the redneck truck driver is talking to his friend Bob.
-Hey, Bob, did ya hear the news? They say Russia has invaded Georgia.
-Them news are all lies, Jack. Been to Georgia two days ago. Didn't see any Russians in there, old man.
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In Reply To #123
Not bad but this more like itd really go down
"Holy hell if it aint Bob! Sup Easy!!?! Ya hear that on the news bout them invadin Georgia?"
"Shit man ya know how the news is cant trust em... not one lick. I was up there couple days ago and I didnt see no goddamn commie russians!"
Keep in mind Im from (and in) the south and hear this kinda language daily
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HEY!!!! >:( >:(
THERE WILL BE NO TALKING OF THE POLITICS IN THIS VILLA! (LIGHTNING POPS A BONER!) :(
*Proceeds to beat down Corporal Freddy and Aridale's asses.* ;D
BAR FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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WHAT!
I'LL BE BACK!!!
*gets out*
*Freddy breaks through the bar's wall in a tank*
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe140%2FMichael_Davidov%2FMetalslugtank1.gif&hash=35471950e6127531ef593f5a4c5e51eb)
NOBODY MESSES WITH THE FREDDY!
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Antraxx burns down the Villa forever.
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WHAT!
I'LL BE BACK!!!
*gets out*
*Freddy breaks through the bar's wall in a tank*
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe140%2FMichael_Davidov%2FMetalslugtank1.gif&hash=35471950e6127531ef593f5a4c5e51eb)
NOBODY MESSES WITH THE FREDDY!
*Hits freddy's tank with lv. 16 Flare.* :o
Antraxx burns down the Villa forever.
*Antraxx gets copter-kicked before he/she can do so.* :D
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In Reply To #127
*blinks - - then proceeds to stick three fingers up Highwind's ass so that his Regen ability fully regenerates the whole damn place down to the last divot on the floor in the moment it takes him to shriek*
A thousand pardons, son. T'was unavoidable.
*goes to pour herself a drink*
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*Is lying behind the bar in pain.*
Oh don't mind me, I'll just lie here screaming in pain, ok!?!?!? >:( >:( >:(