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Offline Richter ZX

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Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« on: September 22, 2007, 06:52:01 PM »
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Hey, I'm new here, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a Castlevania fan than anyone else here. =P
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 11:25:21 PM »
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This should go to General Castlevania Discussion.

Anyway...

Q: How do you call a Belmont who decided to take a career change?
A: Jean-Paul Belmondo
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 11:01:32 AM »
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What flies through the night, has a black cape, and bites people?
A mosquito wearing a black cape.

bahahahaahahaaaaa   :P




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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 11:55:03 AM »
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What dairy product do the belmonts like in their coffee?

Whipped cream!
hahah!
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 12:22:02 PM »
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Q: Why was CotN retconned by IGA?
A: Because Nathan is a Jew.

Q: What is black and white and wearing a huge cape, running through the forest, laughing like crazy?
A: Alucard on crack.  :P
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 12:46:53 PM »
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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake all day!
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 01:07:10 PM »
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Quote from: Mr Sven
What dairy product do the belmonts like in their coffee?

Whipped cream!
hahah!

LoL.. best joke I heard all day
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2007, 05:39:37 PM »
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What do the Belmonts do for a side job?
Tame Lions and Tigers >.>

Yea lame!!!!
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 12:14:11 AM »
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this was a joke on the boards a few years back.
somebody made a joke up and we all posted punch lines
and i won with my punch line.

how many belmonts does it take to change a light bub.

my punch line.

it can't be done!
because every time one puts a light bub in another belmont will brake it for the heart inside.

crazy i know:P
just reading this topic made me remembered so i said to myself why not post it:)
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 05:06:39 PM »
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In Reply To #1

hahahah

In Reply To #1

???????

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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2007, 05:59:53 PM »
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I remember going to some art contest for photography and they some judge asked me what is a man. I said "A miserable pile of secrets". He said that its not the right answer lol.
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007, 07:36:34 PM »
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Dude, that's awesome!

"What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets! Now... have at you!"

Ahhh.... yes. My favorite game that I own.
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2007, 11:50:57 PM »
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yeah you shoulda included the "now enough talk... have at you!" part too just to see what he did.
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2007, 12:00:10 AM »
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Dude... That's "a miserable little pile of secrets"
You skipped the "little". That's why he said it was wrong.
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Re: Lame Castlevania Jokes...
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2007, 05:23:06 AM »
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That game has some of the worst voice acting ever, lol. The music is incredible, though.
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