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Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« on: January 30, 2026, 04:07:42 PM »
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There’s reasonable doubt that our good friend Alucard has never had sex. Sure there’s that scene in the Netflix anime with those twins, but I don’t think he ever reached completion. And who knows if anything happened between him & Maria (I doubt it).

I don’t think anyone interests him since he’s so detached from everything. Maybe one of Dracula’s succubus’ got him laid for his 21st birthday? Who knows….
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Re: Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2026, 12:57:18 AM »
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I mean, we know he was relentless in making sure his father's line ended with him, so...
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Re: Alucard the 500+ year old virgin
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2026, 05:28:21 PM »
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Alucard having a son will be on the same level as Wesker having Jake in RE and Vergil having Nero in DMC. "This guy had sex? This guy?!"
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