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Title: World's biggest poop
Post by: CastleToastM on February 14, 2012, 11:09:30 PM
http://www.isavo.com/biggest-poop.htm (http://www.isavo.com/biggest-poop.htm)

"The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state."

I laughed so hard at that. I thought I'd share with you guys.

Banned from 134 washrooms in his state. That's amazing.
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: A-Yty on February 15, 2012, 03:05:39 AM
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Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on February 15, 2012, 03:53:24 AM
"He IS the turd!"
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: beingthehero on February 15, 2012, 06:55:40 AM
I, uh
uhhhhhhhhhh

....what and how?
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: X on February 15, 2012, 08:13:48 AM
In order to produce that kind of dump he'd have to squeeze everything out of his large intestine and maybe a bit out of his small intestine.
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on February 15, 2012, 03:45:58 PM
I... erherrmmmm.... I...

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Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Arma on February 16, 2012, 07:37:29 AM
lol that's truly the shittiest record ever, hard to believe someone would approach and measure someone else's poop
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: ScionOfBalance on February 16, 2012, 07:59:15 AM
It's hard to believe that came out of a human being.
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Dracula9 on February 16, 2012, 08:34:08 AM
Anyone know how many curecs it weighed?
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: crisis on February 16, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
CAN THE MODS LOCK/DELETE THIS TOPIC PLZ  >:( >:( >:(


nASTY, I AM OFFEND
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Arma on February 16, 2012, 11:06:06 AM
Well the mod was one of the first to reply and seems to be 0k with it plus I don't think he meant to offend anyone, he was just sharing something he thought it was funny.
I remember from the rules the mods don't want members posting messages saying to lock or delete threads, in any case the right procedure would be to send him a PM.
I don't think this is offensive but mmm... don't know. It's up to you.
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: crisis on February 16, 2012, 11:15:32 AM
or perhaps Arma likes "poop" threads  ;D
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Arma on February 16, 2012, 12:06:49 PM
Or perhaps Crisis is trolling to get attention
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: crisis on February 16, 2012, 12:14:49 PM
arma-poop, everybody poops


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i'm just playing by the way, sheesh
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Vampire Killer on February 16, 2012, 01:21:37 PM
POOP THREAD!!!


Uh, anyway. I once laid a turd so long it wrapped around the inside of the bowl twice. I should've taken a picture  :(

The guy who laid this one was either constipated for over a month, or he's like a professional pooper. Probably both actually.

Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: CastleToastM on February 16, 2012, 09:43:22 PM
12 ft is apparently only the American record.

"In 1995, with the help of a special fiber rich diet, Michelle Hines produced a single extruded excrement that was 26 feet long."

^ that's apparently the world record.

If he was about six feet tall, I don't actually know, just an estimate, he would of dropped one that was about 4.3 times his height.
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on February 17, 2012, 03:29:22 AM
12 ft is apparently only the American record.

"In 1995, with the help of a special fiber rich diet, Michelle Hines produced a single extruded excrement that was 26 feet long."

^ that's apparently the world record.

If he was about six feet tall, I don't actually know, just an estimate, he would of dropped one that was about 4.3 times his height.

THANKS FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!

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Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: CastleToastM on February 17, 2012, 11:03:29 AM
THANKS FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!

Here's a better one:




Quoted from: http://www.unbred.com/biggest-zit.htm (http://www.unbred.com/biggest-zit.htm)

"A boy with a zit large enough to be considered an environmental threat to others has had the pus-filled tumour removed, authorities in India said today.

Raj "Two Head" Hoholi, of little note, is a 16 year old boy from Bombay who had possessed perhaps the world's biggest facial pustule until it was lanced today. Authorities recommended the removal of Hoholi's enormous, gargantuan, super-sized pocket of pus due to safety concerns. There were fears that the zit might spontaneously erupt and shoot a geyser of whitish pus with the consistency of toothpaste at passersby, causing injury.

Hoholi's monkey was removed from his shoulder shortly before a firecracker was placed on the unwieldy zit. The firecracker's fuse was lit and emergency workers fell back quickly. After a few seconds, the firecracker exploded. Hoholi, whose zit shielded him from experiencing any pain, stood silently for a few moments as it became clear to the authorities that the zit had not been breached.

Authorities were expecting a second attempt when Hoholi suddenly found the entire situation so amusing he smiled; he was starting to laugh when the zit suddenly exploded, showering dozens of people 30 meters away with whitish ooze.

A fun time was had by all. Hoholi's new facial crater will be filled in with a putty compound and he is expected to resume his normal Indian short-penis life with no long-term ill effects."
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Vampire Killer on February 19, 2012, 05:39:44 PM
^^^

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Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: JooohnShaft on February 19, 2012, 11:26:37 PM
You know I was half expecting this thread to have been made by Succubus...
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: TheouAegis on February 20, 2012, 12:05:03 AM
The Peter North of scat  :-X
Title: Re: World's biggest poop
Post by: Gunlord on February 20, 2012, 09:21:45 PM
This thread...X_X