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This guy as Dracula
« on: December 15, 2012, 03:24:50 AM »
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You're playing a typical 8-stage Platformvania / 10-hour Metroidvania (your preference) and you're near the end of the game.  You've just beaten Death and you're ready to start up the final staircase to the pinnacle.

The soundtrack becomes ominous.

A row of candles light your way.

You enter the throne room.

Then this guy appears:




How would you react?

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 03:36:51 AM »
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I'd stomp my foot really loud and let his cat claw the shit out of his lap when it runs??  :(

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 03:38:40 AM »
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And here I was wondering where you might have gone to.
Who's that guy anyway?
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 04:25:56 AM »
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Saw it posted on 4chan.  Some troll was trying to start shit by flaming a popular mecha series or something and a bunch of people responded by filling the thread with image macros, that picture being one of them.  It made me think of this place.

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 04:34:18 AM »
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Castlevania: Dumb of Sorrow

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 05:33:24 AM »
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Why would A-yty be the final boss?

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2012, 07:02:00 AM »
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lol what!?!

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2012, 01:45:38 PM »
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That would be a hard battle! Look at his eyes... The cat.

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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2012, 01:50:52 PM »
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A boss harder than Forgotten One. It's hard to stand with the giggles.
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2012, 02:02:59 PM »
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I'd just use the Konami Code to change my Belmont to Inspector Gadget and then Go Go Gadget Fistpunch him a new a-hole.
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2012, 04:54:16 PM »
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o_O
...
...
...

Then I unfurl my whip and he says, "A whip? Isn't that a little...".
*whoppaka to the face.*
"...impractical?"
*Then his head falls off.*
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2012, 08:22:38 PM »
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This cat.
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 10:24:32 AM »
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What game is that? It's too old for me to recognize :(
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 11:03:25 AM »
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That guy... doesn't have any powers what-so-ever. He's nothing more then an enslaved man-bitch. The cat... It's the cat whom has the power! Like they said in Super Contra: "Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes!"
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Re: This guy as Dracula
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2012, 11:15:39 AM »
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What game is that? It's too old for me to recognize :(

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