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Title: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on June 03, 2020, 06:35:05 PM
taco taco meat time to mas-tur-bate UH
taco meat meat all over my face UH

Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Jazz Paladin Productions on June 07, 2020, 08:54:15 PM
I guess this would be the thread to show of the magnificently large chorizo sausages God hath given me the privilege to mold and hold into existence this weekend.

 Please note that it is encouraged to stroke them periodically to help the juices inside to dry out for maximum flavor.

Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Super Waffle on June 08, 2020, 12:21:27 AM
No hava won cheese have lay show.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Bloo on June 08, 2020, 08:42:09 AM
taco taco

i got a feature in my school's yearbook somehow
(https://i.imgur.com/7xJGS6K.jpg)

i have a beard and still manage to look like a child
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on June 08, 2020, 09:39:12 AM
Kinda like the actor who plays as Thor in the Marvel movies?
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on June 08, 2020, 09:51:18 AM
Kinda like the actor who plays as Thor in the Marvel movies?
He looks more like a cross of Macauley Culkin and Jesus to me.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Shiroi Koumori on June 10, 2020, 05:44:16 AM
He looks more like a cross of Macauley Culkin and Jesus to me.

now that you mention it. I agree. ;D
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on June 10, 2020, 10:39:17 AM
So is this like a anything goes thread?
If so Imma just shamelessly put myself here:

Unless you wanna see me butcher Voyager, just pass.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Bloo on June 13, 2020, 08:01:04 AM
So is this like a anything goes thread?
If so Imma just shamelessly put myself here:

Unless you wanna see me butcher Voyager, just pass.

regardless, you're a more skilled guitarist than i
i hate trying to learn because i can pick whiz around on any brass instruments but you put strings in my hands and all of a sudden i'm in elementary music class
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on June 13, 2020, 12:21:55 PM
regardless, you're a more skilled guitarist than i
i hate trying to learn because i can pick whiz around on any brass instruments but you put strings in my hands and all of a sudden i'm in elementary music class
Might be, but I still kinda hate myself for being a lazy fuck.
I mean, I wasn't really all that diligent when I was going to music school, but for the past few years I kinda ditched the guitar altogether. I also can't hear the intervals or sing decently anymore. So yeah, just kinda mad at myself for taking some things for granted.

Wellp, I'm also elementary level at literaly anything that isn't a guitar, especially brass given how much I smoke these days, so there's that :P
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on June 14, 2020, 05:46:33 PM
So is this like a anything goes thread?

Back in the old days, I believe this thread would've been called "stupid chit."
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on September 19, 2020, 06:56:52 PM
So I got overthetop drunk and got in a physical fight with my friend(known each other for 10+ years) and he left my goddamned  birthday party. I know I'm in the wrong because I'm currently still under the influence of alchohol, but seeing how many members of this board are much older and much more experienced with such matters I wozld love to hear what you think is right. Because at this point a simple "I'm sorry" nust won't cut it.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on September 19, 2020, 07:28:04 PM
Say you're a dick and hug it out. Be manly about it.

Found out I have a herniated disc. Injured myself mid April, been in pain since. Fuggin' A.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Jazz Paladin Productions on September 19, 2020, 09:00:58 PM
Say you're a dick and hug it out. Be manly about it.

Found out I have a herniated disc. Injured myself mid April, been in pain since. Fuggin' A.

That sucks . Like 13 years and an operation later, mine still hurts
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on September 20, 2020, 11:15:14 AM
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So I got overthetop drunk and got in a physical fight with my friend(known each other for 10+ years) and he left my goddamned  birthday party. I know I'm in the wrong because I'm currently still under the influence of alchohol, but seeing how many members of this board are much older and much more experienced with such matters I wozld love to hear what you think is right. Because at this point a simple "I'm sorry" nust won't cut it.

It's true that apologising will only get you so far. There are only so many times you can say you're sorry before it wears thin. You will need to make it up to your friend over time to help recover the relationship. Get to know him again, hang out, do things that he'll be thankful for. I would also recommend cutting back on the amount of alcohol consumed during bar visits or parties. Know your limits and don't go overboard. Be a responsible man that a friend can count on when times are tough. Wish you luck bro  8)
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on September 20, 2020, 03:39:12 PM
Thankfully, it was no biggie after all. I got the impression that he was real mad at me, but that wasn't the case. And yeah, I should probably cut the booze. But thanks a lot guys!
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on September 26, 2020, 04:09:34 PM
Wanna know what's tarded? Here I've got a girl who loves me and wants to spend time with me, and I go and develop this big attraction over the course of a year and a half for a coworker who's married (sort of), has two kids, is a vegetarian (I like eating a good burger with the gal I'm with), and I'm pretty sure I'm not her type anyway even if she were to consider leaving her man of ten years. BUT, we have a damn good time working together and we make each other laugh a lot and she's pretty and <Carl from ATHF>has nice boobs</Carl from ATHF> and here I am just falling for her like a big dummy instead of just being cool with our friendship. Why are guys so gay for women?
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on September 28, 2020, 05:34:05 AM
Wanna know what's tarded? Here I've got a girl who loves me and wants to spend time with me, and I go and develop this big attraction over the course of a year and a half for a coworker who's married (sort of), has two kids, is a vegetarian (I like eating a good burger with the gal I'm with), and I'm pretty sure I'm not her type anyway even if she were to consider leaving her man of ten years. BUT, we have a damn good time working together and we make each other laugh a lot and she's pretty and <Carl from ATHF>has nice boobs</Carl from ATHF> and here I am just falling for her like a big dummy instead of just being cool with our friendship.
Wellp, cuz feelings are always tarded. My buddy has told me that he's not into guys, take a wild guess who is still my biggest crush fiveish years after the fact. I'd say listen to your head over your dick heart when it comes to a situation like this, but you surely know that by now.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on September 28, 2020, 06:31:35 PM
Yeah, just gotta take the horniness outta the equation is all.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 03, 2020, 05:08:22 AM
It was only a matter of time: I got the 'rona at work, in spite of all the mask wearing, hand washing, and area sanitizing. Once my hick coworker tested positive, I knew it was all over because he's a very spitty kinda talker and he wears a stupid neck gaiter instead of a layered mask.

Quarantined for the next ten days, can't return to work until the 14th. Guess I'll use this time to clean/organize my room like I've been meaning to but haven't found the time because my job owns my soul.

Gonna be doing A LOT of beating off, since I know you're all curious.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 05, 2020, 05:14:58 PM
Now I've been fired for supposedly not adhering to safety protocols, lol. Oh well, time to enjoy life again instead of working 60-hour weeks.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on December 06, 2020, 09:15:19 AM
From your descriptions it sounds like you boss is being quite unreasonable since you followed COVID-19 protocols and your spitty co-worker did not.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 06, 2020, 01:44:11 PM
That's how I feel. It's a dumb situation where I didn't inform them that I had a COVID test done, which I did out of precaution. No symptoms, so it's not like I came to work the next day thinking I was sick. But just the fact I didn't tell them is what got me in hot water.

I'm considering looking into wrongful termination, but man, who has money for a lawyer. I don't think I wanna work for that company anymore anyway if that's how they're gonna treat their employees.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on December 07, 2020, 09:29:47 AM
Well with all this COVID crap it might be a good opportunity to look for some online work. I don't know what all is out there (and some of it can be pretty shady depending on the work) but it should net you some income without having to go anywhere and risk infection.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 07, 2020, 02:36:56 PM
Yeah, especially when companies aren't following their own protocols. Close contact has been defined by the CDC as being within 6 feet of a person for a total of 15 minutes over a 24-hour period. In that sense, everybody on my line has close contact with one another every single day, and HR acted surprised when I told them the people I worked close with on Wednesday.

I got a little worked up on the phone when they fired me and I said how they haven't done their part to protect us, mentioning that the breakroom is always filthy with food crumbs and smears on the tables every break, since they haven't had a constant cleaning staff for at least four months. Trash cans are overflowing in the breakroom and the restrooms. Just a mess of a company.

My coworkers and I have said how COVID is soon to spread like wildfire at this place, and I think it's already begun since they had 8 positive COVID cases last week alone. Back in May they switched us to four 10-hour shifts, supposedly so we'd be in contact one less day of the week. Well, the week after we made the switch, they started mandatory overtime Fridays and Saturdays which still hasn't let up. And they claim employee safety is their no.1 priority.

Fuck 'em.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on December 07, 2020, 05:16:05 PM
Yeah, it sounds like that company's gone down the shitter  :P

Ah, well. Their problem, not yours, right?  :)
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 09, 2020, 01:54:26 PM
Found out that the doof-fuck who I'm pretty sure got me sick was given a written corrective action. Small justice. Considering he actually infected people and I didn't (my coworkers I named as having close contact with all tested negative), it's still bullshit that I got fired.

But I have a herniated disc in my lower back (injured myself in April outside of work) and was seeing their physical therapist probably too often for their liking, so they were probably looking for an excuse to can me. Probably thought I was a liability. It never affected my work, however, and I never claimed workmen's comp or anything.

Firing me also fucked me out of my $2,500 bonus so I'm sure they were pleased as pigs in shit to save that money, the greedy corporate pricks.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on December 09, 2020, 05:33:19 PM
Anyone who f@#ks another person over, especially if greed is involved will get their dues.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 10, 2020, 07:14:33 AM
Yeah, it'll bite them in the ass some way or other. My friend who works on the line called me yesterday (it was her first day back since quarantining) to tell me everyone was pissed that I got let go, and they all said I was the best worker. Feels good knowing people are angry for you and appreciate your hard work.

And I guess the numbers are going to shit. You're supposed to make a certain number of engine heads every day, and they've got a new trainee that I didn't get to train, and he's doing shit all wrong and making bad parts that have to be reworked. That takes time and resources and really kills production. So hey, maybe upper management will see they fucked up.

In the meantime, it reeeaaally feels nice rolling out of bed at 8 a.m. instead of 4, and getting to see my kitty run around the yard like a maniac. I haven't taken the time to breathe and enjoy life very much with these 60-hour work weeks, so it feels really good to relax and let my body heal. Even discovered a YouTuber who does great critical analyses named ThorHighHeels. Great channel, lots of crossover in our personal tastes. (Anybody who makes frequent killer7 references in their videos is a winner in my book.)

Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Bloo on December 21, 2020, 03:38:51 PM
well
not gonna go too far into it but last weekend i tried shrooms and watched End of Evangelion
so that was... fun

in other news,,,, I got accepted into art college! this is the only piece of good news I've had in months. i got a $16000 yearly scholarship just from my portfolio which is pretty insane and hard for me to believe.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on December 21, 2020, 06:05:26 PM
Congratulations Bloo!  :)

Don't spend it unwisely though.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on December 22, 2020, 09:00:41 AM
in other news,,,, I got accepted into art college! this is the only piece of good news I've had in months. i got a $16000 yearly scholarship just from my portfolio which is pretty insane and hard for me to believe.
Fuck yeah! Go bloo!

On an unrelated note, how long do y'all usualy need to know for sure you love someone? I've been with a guy for about a month now(although we texted a bit before that) and still can't say that I like anything about him other than the way he looks. I mean, he's a sweet dude, but we're just very different from one another and I can't say whether or not I can be with someone that different from me in the long run.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on December 25, 2020, 08:28:49 AM
Common interests are important for a long-term relationship.

But hey, get yo' dick sucked while the gettin's good.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on December 25, 2020, 09:28:24 AM
Common interests are important for a long-term relationship.

But hey, get yo' dick sucked while the gettin's good.
Figured as much.
Wellp, you're right, even if this might not turn out a long-term thing, might as well enjoy the time I have left.
Thanks!
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on December 25, 2020, 09:32:24 AM
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But hey, get yo' dick sucked while the gettin's good.

That's if your partner is into that kind of thing. Best to check with them first about what kinds of sex play their into before engaging in it, lest you make a big mistake.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on December 25, 2020, 11:14:14 AM
That's if your partner is into that kind of thing. Best to check with them first about what kinds of sex play their into before engaging in it, lest you make a big mistake.
Yeah we already talked about that. [Insert funny no consent no fun kinda comment here]

But thanks for looking out for me man
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on December 31, 2020, 09:06:48 PM
Welp, happy new year guys! Hopefuly it's less shit than whatever the fuck this trainwreck of a year was.

I fucked up the engine protection on my old man's car while driving over some nigh invisible roadguards(or whatever the fuck those things on the side of the road are called in proper english). So yeah, kind of a rough start, but it only goes up from here, I hope.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on January 01, 2021, 10:02:48 AM
Even though 2020 was a bad year (minus the three months before COVID-19 hit/was announced), the worst year to be alive was 536 AD. So we should at least be somewhat grateful for small favors  ???
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on March 05, 2021, 06:56:43 PM
I have the piping hot salmon and asparagus poops.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on May 20, 2021, 04:26:50 AM
Too lazy to start a new thread.

Fucking Kentauro Miura died.
I mean, I don't know what to say at this point.
World has lost an incredible artist.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: VladOfWallachia on May 20, 2021, 04:51:39 AM
Too lazy to start a new thread.

Fucking Kentauro Miura died.
I mean, I don't know what to say at this point.
World has lost an incredible artist.

I’ve heard so much about Berserk over the years that I finally got a copy of the first volume a few months ago, but I have yet to begin reading it. I guess now is the time...
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on May 20, 2021, 09:31:19 AM
I honestly never got into Berserk or other mangas of the type. I guess Battle Royale rubbed off on me in a bad way that anything in a similar vein isn't worth my sanity or time. But to lose an artist is to lose parts of human culture to be sure. Be it music, art, story-telling, etc.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on May 20, 2021, 04:38:41 PM
Never read Battle Royale, only seen the movie, but I don't see the correlation between that and Berserk. Unless you just mean dark, violent manga in general.

Berserk isn't all grimdark though. Its major theme is about humanity and the struggle and will to survive.

I got through like 11 or so volumes some years back, always meant to keep reading—except now it's been so long, and with the release of the deluxe oversized editions, I decided to start over lol.

Some of the most amazing manga art, if not THE best, in my opinion. Kind of a cross between western and manga style art. Miura was insanely talented, and really had a unique vision and storytelling sense. Also, like any good artist, he didn't try to hide his influences (Verhoeven's Flesh+Blood, Hellraiser, the phantom from Phantom of the Paradise—even if these were all pretty superficial pop culture references, it was still cool to see what he'd borrow).
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Gunlord on May 22, 2021, 03:22:14 PM
Yeah, Miura's death is an absolute tragedy. I was devastated when I heard the news and though talking with my friends has helped get me back on my feet, I still can't quite believe it...
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on May 30, 2021, 02:14:39 PM
Welp, I'm engaged. Likely getting married the second week of October. Guess I'd better find a job before she changes her mind... lol. Would be nice to buy our own house within a year after marrying, so guess I gotta make munny (and my unemployment just ended).
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Holy Diver on May 30, 2021, 03:12:20 PM
Congratz dude! All the best and good luck
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on May 30, 2021, 10:26:44 PM
Congladurations dude  ;D

Best of luck.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on June 04, 2021, 10:54:48 AM
Thanks, guys. Been with that girl for seven years so I'm excited for many more and starting a family and that.

Injured the shiiit out of my back a few years ago from a car accident, didn't realize I had a herniated disc as a result. Sorta healed on its own but got reinjured spring last year, and I've been seeing a chiropractor ever since. Just went back for the first time in six weeks because I was spending too much money there and have been doing better since I got a steroid injection in September, but my lower back's been feeling tight so I needed to go. The nerve the disc was pressing on is so thin and damaged that I may have tingliness going down into my foot for the rest of my life, though hopefully it'll continue to repair itself and won't be an issue. At least now, after the injection, I can sit down for more than 10 minutes without being in a lot of pain or discomfort.

Anyway, all this to say that the stretching of my back and disc felt so good today that I could nut.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on June 04, 2021, 06:11:47 PM
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Anyway, all this to say that the stretching of my back and disc felt so good today that I could nut.

lol! Get well soon, okay?  ;)
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on June 12, 2021, 03:01:51 PM
I got a job offer...I think? I applied for work in the next town up, nice and close, and the hiring event was being handled by an employment agency. So I get the job, but the offer comes from the same company but their branch from a nearby state, lol. It's like 4+ hours away, so uh...yeah, nope, not happening.

I think it was a clerical error but I couldn't get hold of anybody before offices closed on Friday, so first thing Monday I'll have to call and straighten things out. Really hope that amidst this goof, my position at the proper place hasn't been filled.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on June 13, 2021, 10:40:51 AM
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I got a job offer...I think? I applied for work in the next town up, nice and close, and the hiring event was being handled by an employment agency. So I get the job, but the offer comes from the same company but their branch from a nearby state, lol. It's like 4+ hours away, so uh...yeah, nope, not happening.

It's situations like this that make me seriously question the validity of peoples' intelligence and competence.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: Abnormal Freak on July 03, 2021, 07:19:55 AM
So yeah, got the job, finished week two. It's kicking my butt, don't think I can do this manual labor stuff forever, lol. But I've got a cool supervisor and awesome coworkers, and there's a lot about it that's five times better than my previous job, so I think I'll be here a while. I'll even get holiday pay on the 4th; usually jobs don't do that till after 90 days.
Title: Re: taco taco
Post by: X on July 03, 2021, 08:18:52 AM
The only thing I can recommend is that you strengthen your body so as to meet the expectations of your new job. This way you won't feel the pressure as much. But it sounds like you got a good crew there to work with. Not many people nowadays can make such a claim.