Topic: 10 things that the castlevania movie needs

[Kamirine]

In Reply To #16
LMAO.

Um, 10 things.

1. Actual characters from the game being and staring in the movie. No magical, over powered "Who the **** is THAT?!" new character pulled out of the director's *** while an actual character (that probably should have been the main character of the movie) plays sidekick or worse.

2. Paul Anderson. Not touching the script.

3. Follow a majority of the storyline/timeline from the games. If Trevor is in it, then why put in Christopher is 'brother'? Where the hell are Grant, Alucard, and Sypha? And if they are in it, have them play the right roles.

4. Gothic feel.

5. No focusing too much on love drama crap, more so if it's cliche` BS. Touch on it at best if need be then move on to something more kick ***.

6. No campy/over dramatic crap. Keep the tone so that it can be taken seriously.

7. Put actual monsters, such as Death, Medusa, skeletons, bats, into the movie.

8. Have the Belmont actually use the whip a majority of the time, not just gun/sword/whatever isn't a whip until maybe the Dracula fight or heck, the very last hit Dracula receives.

9. Actually make the actors look like the person they'll be playing. And if need, get the right nationality to PLAY them. (Good lord SF:LoC and DBZ: E.  Just...good lord.) And make sure they can erm, act.

10. Make the storyline fluid and lengthy if need be so it won't feel rushed.

[True Sorrow]

In Reply To #14

So in other words Van Hellsing? Hugh Jackman would make a great Belmont

Ummm...what? I'm not sure I'm following your trail of thought...

[Lord Moe]

Hugh Jackman is good at everything. He also kind of looks like the original Simon Belmont

[Mobius]

In Reply To #18

*shakes Strider forcibly*

Accept it, man! Van Hellsing was Castlevania right down to the ill-concieved stained glass window "prophecy" battle. Universal took the game series and completely gutted it for the sake of churning out a slap-dash summer cash-cow. Don't look away! Don't turn thine head! - Look at it! LOOK! ...And get on with your life.

Tis' sad but true, like everything else from Hollywood.