Topic: GIZOOGLE

[beingthehero]

So after being dead for like 5 years, Gizoogle has finally come back.

http://gizoogle.net/

For the 2 people who has never heard of it, it changes the text of websites into Gangsta-speak.

Here is a beautiful example

[crisis]

Hence forth, I shall never view this forum or any other website the same. Thank you for posting this.

[Jorge D. Fuentes]

Even the top newsfeed is hilariously souped up.

"If you like them "What's yo' Favorite Castlevania" topics, there be a whole freshly smoked up SubForum just fo' dem threads.  Peep up Funky-Ass Castlevania Threads.  Newcomer comics welcome up in dis subforum."

LOLz!

[Mooning Freddy]

Even the top newsfeed is hilariously souped up.

"If you like them "What's yo' Favorite Castlevania" topics, there be a whole freshly smoked up SubForum just fo' dem threads.  Peep up Funky-Ass Castlevania Threads.  Newcomer comics welcome up in dis subforum."

LOLz!

Oh god... I'm crying in here... I used this on my "Obama's bodyguard is an alien" thread and this is what it turned X's text into:

"This is horny-ass but comes as no surprise ta mah dirty ass fo' realz. Accordin ta some sources includin spiritual mastas n' psychos, humanitizzle is nearin straight-up legit First Contact fo' realz. And not only do our crazy asses have benevolent aliens dat is already livin here up in secret yo, but also menevolent ones like a muthafucka. Truth be holla'd at extraterrestrials done been comin n' goin from earth since humanitizzle first emerged on earth. Our thugged-out asses is nearin tha threshold where no muthafucka, not even dem of tha major ghetto's religions can possibly deny they existence. Our thugged-out asses aren't ridin' solo up in tha universe n' it's foolish, egotistical n' arrogant ta believe otherwise without evidence ta prove dat shit. we need evidence ta prove suttin' is legit just as we need evidence ta disprove something. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Science has drawn up a mathematical equation based on tha possibilitizzle of habitable thuglife up in tha universe fo' realz. And they thangs up in dis biatch is positively staggering."

But what it did to my sig is absolutely horrifying. 

""They fear our asses cuz our crazy asses have tha juice ta bust a cap up in arbitrarily.. fo' realz. A playa commits a cold-ass lil crime, da perved-out muthafucka should know better. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Our thugged-out asses have his ass capped n' we feel pretty phat bout dat shit. Or we bust a cap up in his ass ourselves n' we feel EVEN BETTER! That's not power, though... that's justice. That's different than power. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Juice is when our crazy asses have every last muthafuckin justification ta bust a cap up in n' our phat asses don't."
"Yo ass be thinkin that's power?"
"That's what tha fuck tha emperors had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A playa stole something, he's brought up in before tha emperor, tha pimpin' muthafucka throws his dirty ass down on tha ground, he BEGS fo' mercy, he knows he's goin ta DIE fo' realz. And tha emperor pardons his muthafuckin ass. This worthless man, he lets his ass go."
"I be thinkin yo ass is drunk."
"That's POWER, Amon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That... is power."

[X]

LOLOLOL!! What the hell!?! 

[Lone Wolf]

"They fear our asses cuz our crazy asses have tha juice ta bust a cap up in arbitrarily.. fo' realz. A playa commits a cold-ass lil crime, da perved-out muthafucka should know better. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Our thugged-out asses have his ass capped n' we feel pretty phat bout dat shit. Or we bust a cap up in his ass ourselves n' we feel EVEN BETTER! That's not power, though... that's justice. That's different than power. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Juice is when our crazy asses have every last muthafuckin justification ta bust a cap up in n' our phat asses don't."
"Yo ass be thinkin that's power?"
"That's what tha fuck tha emperors had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A playa stole something, he's brought up in before tha emperor, tha pimpin' muthafucka throws his dirty ass down on tha ground, he BEGS fo' mercy, he knows he's goin ta DIE fo' realz. And tha emperor pardons his muthafuckin ass. This worthless man, he lets his ass go."
"I be thinkin yo ass is drunk."
"That's POWER, Amon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That... is power."

You should use that version, Freddy. lolz

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...yeah, i really meant to say that. lol