Topic: Villa 7.0: the fall of the villa and the rise of castle center

[X]

*X is busy tinkering with his tools and parts*

X: *Whistle*

*The intercomm goes off*

Highwind: "Guys!  Get down here! It's the happy noodle boy!"

X: "What da fuck..?! How many kegs has he had!?-"

HNB: "You can't stop me now, fool!" *deranged high pitched laughter*

X: "I take it back..! Good thing I just finished this!!"

*Grabbing his new portable AoS 'Positron Rifle' X makes a B-line for Highwind's location*

[Highwind Dragoon]

Back at the Villa cellar.......

*Battle Against a Weird Opponent plays*

X: I'm here!  And I got my new 'Positron' rifle ready!

*Battle scene*

Me: Dragon Dive!
All 7 Lelygax clones: Odyssey!
X: *Fires positron laser rifle.*
Slayer: HYDRO STORM!
Harrycombs: FREE ENERGY!
Nathan: SUMMON THUNDERBIRD!
Donvermicell: *Attacks with lightsaber.*
Kregan: *Slashes with extended Claws.*
Mobius: FIRE STORM!
Sulaco: Lightning volley!

HNB: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME INTESTINAL GAS-!
*Happy Noodle boy was defeated, and his remains seeped into the floor.*
X: What the hell was that thing?
Sulaco: Trust me, you don't want to know.
Me: 

[X]

*walking back to the Castle center*

X: "So that was this 'Happy Noodle Boy'?"

Highwind: "Yup."

X: "And here I'd thought you had too much from the keg."

Highwind: "I wish!"

X: "I know I was told not to ask and I've not been here for very long either, but just who exactly was he?"

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: Just another freak spawned from the creature of chaos that is castlevania.
X: Ah, ok.
*X goes back to the castle center, and Highwind goes back to rummaging in the cellar.*
Me: Hm?  What are these?
*Highwind's flashlight falls on a couple of barrels.*
ALL RIGHT!  THESE BARRELS ARE PART OF THE FIRST BATCHES OF CAPTAIN DRAC AND VILLA PUNCH! ROCK!
*Highwind and Donvermicell get to work hauling the barrels out of the Villa's cellar.*
Who wants to try this stuff?  Only 5 full hearts for a glass of first batch captain drac or first batch villa punch!

[Lelygax]

2nd clone: Hey, since we are working here for free, we can have a gulp of this?
4th clone: Yeah, that would be good;
6th clone: Whatever, give us that or I'll burn this drink!
*All 6 clones look at the 6th with a angry face*

All minus 6th clones: Shut up man, are you planning to ruin our free drink?!
6th: Ok! Ok! Sorry! A man cant even make some jokes these days, geez!

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: Ok, here you go.
*Highwind serves the clones their drinks*
Donvermicelli: Hey, turn on the news, highwind.
Me: Got it.
*turns on the news channel.*
News anchor: This is the Walachia news Network with breaking news of a terrible tragedy.  Within the last hour, a small wallachian village near the romainan black sea coast was obliterated by what some survivors called a large bolt of dark energy that fell from the sky.
The romanian national guard is still searching through the debris, looking for survivors.
*Highwind turns off the Tv*
Me: That's the Village we were in about a year ago!  Everyone, grab your gear and get ready to move out!
*Everyone goes and gets their gear.*
Me: This has to be the work of the Anti-matter cannon.  We were expelled from the void after defeating The Abomination, so we were unable to locate and destroy the sinister weapon.

[X]

*X get's another call*

X: "For Christ sake! I just sat down..!"

*Picks up the phone*

X: " Y'ellow?"

Highwind: "Suit up, we've got problems."

X: Man, can't get a break. I'll be right there."

*X stuffs all that he needs into his bag of holding then proceeds to meet up with the others*

[Highwind Dragoon]

*X arrives in the Villa foyer*
X: Highwind,what the fuck?
Me: No time, just follow my lead.
*The Villa Militia departs the Villa foyer for the castle wall.*
*Inside the castle wall*
*Pulls X over to one side to talk to him one-on-one.*
Me: Listen to me, we just learned from the news channel that within the last hour, a small wallachian village near the romainan black sea coast was obliterated by what some survivors called a large bolt of dark energy that fell from the sky.  The Anti-matter cannon is still fully operational, even without The Abomination to give dark energy to it.  We have to go to the village and locate the black hole that will take us to it.
X: Shit, this is real bad.
Me: Pretty much, now let's get going.
*The Militia leaves the castle wall and begins it's trek through the forest of silence.*

[Lelygax]

1st Clone: We are going with you, I've seen what this weapon can do while I observed you from afar, and its nothing pretty.
4rd Clone: So, whats the plan?

*Meanwhile*

Me: Celticus, it seems that we have a problem, the anti-matter cannon have been used and Highwing Dragoon is going to check it with a group, let this portal  and this Ape with me, go help them.

Celticus: How did you know that? Also they are a little distant to that...

Me: I share my mind with my clones, I know all that they know, also I can send you for any of my clones location if you want, I can trade places with him or send someone near any of my clones.

Celticus: Okay then, take care.

*Lelygax touches Celticus forehead and then he is teleported to near the clones*

Me: Sorry for making you wait for so long... Whatever, I doubt that you can understand what Im saying.

[Highwind Dragoon]

Me: Fine, but we need to make it to the villa advance base in the forest of silence, we left halfway through the afternoon, it gets dark around 4:30 Pm, and it's 3:52 Pm right now.
Don: Yeah, We may have the were creatures on our side, but the zombies and skeletons attack whoever is in the woods at night.
Harrycombs: I don't know how the weres can live here.
*They continue walking, until they reach the advance base.
Sentry: You made it just in time!  I was about to close and lock the gate for the night.
*The militia files into the base, unloads their gear, and goes to the mess hall for dinner and to discuss how to get into the destroyed village.*

[X]

*X offloads his gear*

X: "Well that trek through the forest was a little uneventful. No-doubt for the best as we really don't need any more unpleasant surprises."

Nathan: "Hey, did you bring any more booze?"

X: "Are you serious?? We're planning our next move so you need to be sober. The lot of ya!"

Highwind: *Whisper* "Seriously do you have any?"

X: *Whisper* "Sure. I'm just not breaking it out until the after party starts."

[Lelygax]

6th clone: *Whisper* Good, let me drink it too.

X and Highwind: Hey, GTFO.

[Highwind Dragoon]

*Over dinner*

Me: Ok, after we wake up and eat breakfast tomorrow, we need to cross foggy lake and sneak into the village while stealthed, to search for the black hole that is left over after the village was destroyed.  It won't be as big as before, due to The Abomination no longer existing and able to feed it dark energy.  Once we are in the Void, We must destroy all of the dark forces in our way, and then get to the Anti-matter Cannon and destroy it.  Any questions?
Slayer: Yeah, how powerful are these 'dark forces'
Me: They are composed of the Anti-matter guardians, whose power is only matched by the Chaos guardians, Which is why they (Chaos guardians) will be assisting us by taking on the brunt of the Anti-matter Guardians.
Slayer: So, we're pretty much the strike team.
Me: Pretty much.  Any other Questions? No? Good, then, LET'S DRINK!
*X busts out the Villa punch and Captain drac from his infinite bag of holding and the drinking commences in the mess hall.*

[X]

*X whispers to Highwind while the others are preoccupied*

X: "About those Anti-matter guardians..."

Highwind: "What about them besides the threat to the whole world?"

X: I just hope they're stable enough for us to attack them out-right. Cause when Matter and Anti-Matter collide, they annihilate one another. If you've ever seen 'Angels & Demons' then you know this isn't last minute thoughts. An anti-matter/matter explosion is like a Nuclear blast."

Highwind: "... Point taken. We'll see what happens and cross that bridge once we get to it."

[Lelygax]

1st Clone: If thats the case, if one explodes this will destroy the other ones right? We can choose one of the clones to deal the final blow while everyone flees the Void. That or try our Barrier technique to contain the explosion, but I doubt that it can contain a explosion of this magnitude with only this amount of people to help.