I'm no comedian but i heard a joke a loooooooong time ago and i laugh every time i think about it.
So this guy and lady have a kid, problem was the boy was born only as a head so they named him Head boy.
They love him anyway and raise Head Boy all through the years until its time for the Dad to take him for his first drink.
"Bartender, get my son a Long Island" says the dad
Head Boy drinks it and sprouts a body.
"WTF BRING ANOTHER ONE!!!" yells the dad.
Bartender makes this one stiff, now Head Boy drinks this and sprouts arms...
"Wow dad, now i see why you always drink!
one more should do the trick" says Head boy.
Bartender brings Head Boy one doozy of a drink. Head Boy downs it almost instantly.
Unfortunately for him, this time no limbs sprouted, but the drink was Head Boy's last. He died.
"NOOOOO!!!!!!! How come this happened to my son?!?!" shouts the Dad
The bartender wipes the counter and politely exclaims, "Shoulda quit while he was ahead."