Topic: IGA vs Cox: Die monster!

[uzo]

Fore-note; I do not hate IGA nor Cox, and this idea merely presented itself as a humorous meeting between the two utilizing the tried and true DIE MONSTER routine.


Cox: Die monster! You don't belong in this franchise!

IGA: It was not by my hand I was once again given budget. I was called here by FANS, wishing to pay ME money.

Cox: MONEY?! You steal mens franchises and make them your cash cows!

IGA: The same could be said of all producers...

Cox: Your words are as empty as your level design. Castlevania fans ill need a producer such as you.

IGA: WHAT IS A FAN?! A miserable little pile of income! But enough talk, RECYCLE THESE SPRITES!

IGA then summons three rondo sprite skeletons, that dance around, and if not attacked for 20 seconds will throw a single slow bone for 1hp of damage.



IGA: Play time's over! Grant, me, SEQUELS!

[thernz]

*cue the cheesy jap rock*

Cox: (SCREAMS)

Cox lunges his Combat Cross into IGA, initializing a QTE, but IGA pulls out a Gameplay Gimmick, but it's too underdeveloped! They tumble down a hallway, greased and smothered in cleaning products that turn them saturated and baroque. But then they fall off a sudden cliff. A few seconds of confusion come about, and Cox is seen alone, shimmying along the edge, grunting his heart out. He looks up and there is a chupacabra. It stomps on his foot and he falls. There is silence.

Castlevania is dead.

[Vrakanox]

*cue the cheesy jap rock*

Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin - Invitation of a Crazed Moon

For some reason the first thing that popped in my head. Dunno why. Oh well.

 

[uzo]

Fanboy: IGA!
IGA: That voice... Fanboy its you.
Fanboy: I'm coming IGA. I'll save you.
IGA: No fanboy. Don't come here.
Fanboy: But IGA.
IGA: Its alright. If my leaving can save others, I'd gladly surrender my franchise.
Fanboy: IGA no! Please no!
IGA: Yes fanboy, watch me get fired, and remember always my last words to you.
Fanboy: Yes IGA.
IGA: You must despise fans. They are to be your prey.
Fanboy: What?!
IGA: Better for them to argue over the new art style then to let them bitch about the level design. Begin by taking the money from that one, over there.
Fanboy: No, it wasn't like this.
IGA: What's wrong? Fanboy.
Fanboy: IGA never said such a thing.
IGA: What do you mean? Recycle sprites and bring them happiness.
Fanboy: No! You're not IGA. What kind of producer are you?!


The possibilities are endless.

[Sumac]

IGA: WHAT IS A FAN?! A miserable little pile of income! But enough talk, RECYCLE THESE SPRITES!

I cried. Almost.

[uzo]

Yamane: Wait a moment, you seem like a composer and yet, what do you here?
Aroujo: I've come to destroy this OST.

[Akira]

Yamane: Wait a moment, you seem like a composer and yet, what do you here?
Aroujo: I've come to destroy this OST.

LOL!

This thread is great

[Kingshango]

*Jose Luis Vaello throws Ayami Kojima out the building*

Kojima: But I work and live here!

Vaello Read the sign lady, it say's No pretty boy vampires and vampire hunter artwork allowed! It's all testosterone and manly artwork in this bitch! It's a he man pretty boy haters club going on so you might wanna catch a cab cause were gonna be UP. ALL NIIIGHT!

*Door slams*

*Start's raining*

*Hideo Kojima drives by in a strech hummer limo and throws a pie at her face and shouts out the moonroof*

Kojima H:DID YOU RIKE IT!?

[Valtiel]

But maybe they all love each other...

[Nagumo]

Cox taunt:

"I'm going to reboot your ass so hard, [creative maternal insult]!"         

[uzo]

Fan: Its strange. This franchise is different then I remember it.

Cox: This franchise is a creature of chaos. It may take many incarnations.

Fan: I can't trust my memories huh?

[Alutwon]

[Maedhros]

You guys can try to make it with the quotes from Lords of Shadow trailers too.

[darkwzrd4]

You guys are too funny.  I just can't stop LMAO.

[Munchy]

Araujo: "What do these fucks mean, 'Hans Zimmer isn't real music?'"
Yamane: "What you need is to take something out of my Big Bag of Stock Arpeggios. Patent Pending."