Sorry, bro. Perhaps I should've kept in "Hell, a ParoVadius game, for that matter," or something to that effect.
Here, here, the 1999 game and an expanded edition of Belmont's Revenge with the quality of Symphony.
And 2D CastleVania 64s.
And an animation department.
And an improved customer service experience.
I'd put Jorge in charge of customer relations for the CastleVania IP. I'd hire Kurt, too, and give all my CV fandom homies jobs. Yeah...!
& to top it all off, the triumphant return of the orange/red littlewave logo. Konami's back in business, baby!!!
P.S. I'd fix Portrait of Ruin's wagon once and for all because I love all of those characters and resent most of the game.
P.P.S. Slogra in Lords of Shadow.