Not too sure how you get +435 rep as a troll. That's a lot of ass-kissing.
If you have to say, "It's my birthday," to get people to wish you a happy birthday, that sucks. It means the forum didn't send out the memo on time like it was supposed to. Facebook did that to me too -- I missed a few birthdays cuz FB didn't remind me.
Pffthpt. Happy Birthday to you.