It started out as a mild dislike of Ponies. We all know how this goes.
And then, I started joking around, attempting to troll people in my close circles for the lulz.
Then, I made a fatal mistake. I watched a few episodes two weeks ago. The damage has been done. FOREEEVEEEEEER!
How far have I gone? Confound these Ponies. They make me write fanfiction loosely based on Les Miserables espousing the power of love and friendship. There is no saving me. Run. Save yourselves. It's too late for me, BUT NOT FOR YOU!!! YOU CAN ESCAPE!!! RUN!!! RUN I SAY!!!
*crash*
...There is nothing wrong. Ponies are fantastic, phenomenal animals who bring nothing but peace and friendship. Do not run. You will be made friendlier. You will be like us. You too shall become Bronies and Pegasisters. Why would you wish to resist such a lovely fate? Come, live in Ponyville with your friends!