Topic: Michael Bay's TMNT trailer released

[Ratty]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Official Trailer (2014) [HD]

Color me unimpressed, especially with the pointless rewrites to the mythology. Though it is pretty funny how many "totally serious" fades to black they do in this trailer. Then again this film isn't for me, it's for my theoretical children who have already been theoretically watching the CGI TMNT cartoon on Nickelodeon for some time now.

In the interests of scientific comparison
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Trailer

[beingthehero]

Why is that whole 'dramatic slow-down' still a thing?

Whoever was behind this trailer clearly had no idea if it's meant to be very serious or slapstick, and I'm going to guess the movie will be the exact same way.

[Abnormal Freak]

Though it is pretty funny how many "totally serious" fades to black they do in this trailer.

These "dramatic" trailers have become like a parody except...not. They've gotten almost as bad as the comedy trailers with record scratches and pauses for laughter.

Movie looks horrible. I didn't realize the Turtles possessed superhuman strength; Raphael slams into that humvee without cracking his shell. Impressive.

I suppose kids will be delighted. I actually really like the Nickelodeon cartoon, but this "serious movie version" isn't sizing up well.

Peter Laird has his millions and I guess that's all he cares about.

[GuyStarwind]

Man who cares about TMNT (btw I like TMNT). They need to remake the Masters of the Universe movie. With all the special effects we have now I want to see a badass He-Man movie

[Abnormal Freak]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/296417-cinemacon-paramount-shows-off-first-ninja-turtles-and-new-transformers-footage

According to that first video with Will Arnett, Vernon is canon, and he's not as grumpy as in the comics. He's also the cousin of Casey Jones.



































Vernon was never in the comics.

Why anyone thought it would be cool to bring this character into the new film, and make him family to Jones, is beyond me.

[Mooning Freddy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYHQFyHtfbU

[Inccubus]

I'd like to extend a most sincere and heartfelt "fuck you" to Micheal Bay and his approval of retarded and unnecessary rewrites to the TMNT mythos and blatant Amazing Spider-man 2 rip-off.
If he produced Masters of the Universe would The King a Queen be working with the Sorceress to create He-Man?

[darkmanx_429]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYHQFyHtfbU

ROFL!

[Aridale]

Id LOVE to see MOTU get a reboot these days. Maybe somethin along the longs of how they did Transformers Animated or something. As long as Michael Bay isnt involved...

[Viskod]

  This looks terrible. But the Transformers films were terrible so I'm not exactly surprised. If they made a new He-Man movie I do not believe it would be any better than the He-Man movie we already have to be perfectly honest.

[GuyStarwind]

  This looks terrible. But the Transformers films were terrible so I'm not exactly surprised. If they made a new He-Man movie I do not believe it would be any better than the He-Man movie we already have to be perfectly honest.

When was the last time you saw the original MOTU? Any He-Man remake would be better than that piece of hud. I mean can see the make up run off the actor who is Skeletor's face. The movie doesn't have Orko or Battlecat either aka half of the characters who know Adam is He-Man. The list goes on but I digress.

[crisis]

im not gonna say this is utter trash, and im not gonna say its good either. im neutral at this point, it is what it is

either way, it cant be half as bad as tmnt 3

[Belmontoya]

This looks like it could be ok.

[Inccubus]

im not gonna say this is utter trash, and im not gonna say its good either. im neutral at this point, it is what it is

either way, it cant be half as bad as tmnt 3

Shredder got whitewashed. -_-

[KaZudra]

why are they 9' tall?