On the bright side, this kid is sure to have it better then the following peoples:
1. The Protestant morons in Nebraska with 19 kids.
2. Jon & Kate Plus 8.
3. Nadya Suleman.
4. a German couple who set the records with 60+(!!!) children.
And with that, reasons 1-4 why I'm not having kids (and if I do consider raising one, I'll adopt.)