Here's my little story for you guys. Hope it's not too colorful.
So I finally found a new girl. She's a cute chubby little readhead. At the beginning I had doubts, wasn't sure she's my type.
Because she's short and chubby, and I usually prefer tall girls. But she has beautiful eyes and she's really cute and pretty.
Anyway, first time we got to bed, I couldn't satisfy her. She said that it's okay, that's it's difficult for her because she's shy and none of her exes managed to satisfy her either. This made me a little worried. But I set myself to try harder.
The second time, I worked really hard with her, and managed. She moaned like crazy to the point that I even found it a little embarrasing. In the end, she was really happy and grateful. I don't remember feeling so manly before. Thinking about it, I believe it's actually good that she isn't really my type, and I don't find her "super-hot"; because I'm not overexcited with her, I'm quite calm and that improves my performance.
She's so chill and sweet. Lovely little redhead. Very different from my ex, in all the good ways. Maybe I'm slowly falling for her.
Well, I'm just glad I know who Bianca Beauchamp is now. I saw pics of her on another site, but those ones were pretty much a great-looking woman in a kinda "meh" photo shoot. But now...!!!!
AND THIS MASSIVE THING
CHECK OUT THIS PAIROf boobies
AND THIS PAIROf tits
AND THIS MASSIVECOCK!
AND THIS TINY HAIRYUNSHAVEN PUSSYLITTLE THING
Get on my level you turds
I'm past the point of adult, I'm into middle age. ;D
But a little whiskey
I don't booze much these days, no time for it, and I don't like getting plastered anymore as it takes too long to recover. But a little whiskey or vodka now and again in moderate amounts, and it's all good. But I won't overdo it, the more I drink, the more I want to drink, and I can't have that.
getting old is really becoming a pain in the ass. And for the last time, get off my lawn, you young punks!
You know what goes great with coffee and is way better than any booze? Marijuana.
You know what goes great with coffee and is way better than any booze? Marijuana.
the "fruity/girly" drinks most dudes won't drink because it "isn't manly" or whatever. ;-P
Cougars?
You know what goes great with coffee and is way better than any booze? Marijuana.
Which is finally legal in my state.
My hometown wanted to add a $35 per ounce TAX to it though to keep it functionally prohibited, but we gave the city council hell for that and they backed down, but they're still trying to pull a bunch of red tapey B.S to keep actual businesses from taking off. It's really sad because Alaska needs the money all over -- oil just ain't what it used to be and Cannabis Sativa L. is an amazingly multi-purpose crop beyond simply getting people stoned.
A good tall mug of tea will do me just fine though. I usually take my tea black. Especially Earl Gray. Egyptian Licorice is also a lovely tea to drink. Rooibos is another that I've acquired a taste for. When I was young I started out with Orange Pekoe with added milk and suger. But the most tea that I've been drinking for years is Japanese Green Tea. Especially when it's traditionally made. It's got a flavor like nothing else. That, and there's the health benefits too :) I've had white tea which I've heard is extremely healthy, but It is like drinking hot water. There's almost no flavor to enjoy.
Cougars?
Why yes, yes, they do look nice these days.
There are some really good-looking older women out there. As I get older too, I'll have no choice but to conform to this demographic as well.
I'm married. And I have a kid.
So drinking isn't much of an option. And I don't have time formuchporn. My wife and I both work full time, opposite schedules. This means when I'm not working, I taking care of my kid. So I can't do a lot of the things I used to find fun. I like playing games, and my kid likes pushing the power button right before I get to that save point. I like playing guitar, and my kid likes pulling on guitar strings til they snap. I like painting, and my kid likes to eat the canvas and dump the paint on the carpet.
Caffeine, on the other hand, is mandatory. I hate being hooked on anything, but I don't have much of a choice. Because my kid doesn't like to sleep, and if I sleep while he's up, he'll find a way to burn the house down.
This, apparently, is adult life.
Age opens up a man's eyes.
For me, that 30-43 range is where I find most women just become absolutely gorgeous. This is helped by the fact that they're not carrying the stresses to be "hot" like they did in their teens and twenties and instead just opt for being themselves, which I find beautiful as well.
I'm married. And I have a kid.
So drinking isn't much of an option. And I don't have time formuchporn. My wife and I both work full time, opposite schedules. This means when I'm not working, I taking care of my kid. So I can't do a lot of the things I used to find fun. I like playing games, and my kid likes pushing the power button right before I get to that save point. I like playing guitar, and my kid likes pulling on guitar strings til they snap. I like painting, and my kid likes to eat the canvas and dump the paint on the carpet.
Caffeine, on the other hand, is mandatory. I hate being hooked on anything, but I don't have much of a choice. Because my kid doesn't like to sleep, and if I sleep while he's up, he'll find a way to burn the house down.
This, apparently, is adult life.
This, apparently, is adult life.
It is an incredibly difficult life being a parent and husband, but it's also incredibly rewarding.
We are the lucky ones man. No one needs to feel sorry for us.
Enjoy saving for college. Meanwhile I'm going to go buy a Porsche.
I'll never stop driving my RX8! NEVAH!
Enjoy saving for college. Meanwhile I'm going to go buy a Porsche.W00t~♫ Which variant?
You people and your sports cars and roomy minivans. :p I just got myself a used (106,000 miles) Toyota Corolla. Livin' the high life in a cramped $2,500 vehicle. At least the gas mileage is really good, and I should be able to pull off some of the good parts from my old Geo Prizm.
Does the current context of this thread mean we're old? ;-P :-D
Now, can we go back to talking about cars? ;)
Is this part of your secret ploy to get entries for the current sprite contest?! ;-)
Pretty much yeah I'd say. At a certain point things deemed "adult" pass from the alluring and risque to the mundane. It helps that we can't really talk about those more risque things though XD.
But for a serious answer to a joke question: Purely from a demographics perspective it's likely we're mostly past the early-20s stage of adulthood. Let's say someone jumped onboard with the series with Order of Ecclesia, which I think we could say was more or less the last new game likely to develop an interest in the older series lore and games for someone playing it. If they were 16 when they got the game they'd be 24 now, or 28 if they got the game when they were 20. And I think it likely that most hardcore fans of the series got onboard with earlier games than that.
It's not that Castlevania gameplay hasn't stood the test of time, the best (and arguably even the mediocre) entries in the series have timeless gameplay. Easily as timeless as something like Mario. It's just that it hasn't been marketed properly in so long.
Didn't Ecclesia come out, like, last month?
Time is moving so fast nowadays :|