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Title: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Donoffrio on April 28, 2012, 04:42:07 AM
http://www.articlescholar.com/2610/valeria-lukyanova-real-life-barbie-doll-and-model-biography/ (http://www.articlescholar.com/2610/valeria-lukyanova-real-life-barbie-doll-and-model-biography/)
You guys just gotta read this.. ;)
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Kingshango on April 28, 2012, 05:00:30 AM
I've heard about her a few days ago and got the weirded out by her uncanny look.

Then I find out that she looks really pretty without all the make up.

Then I come to find out she's cray cray.

So yeah my boner is very conflicted.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Donoffrio on April 28, 2012, 05:09:54 AM
LOl i agree with the fact that she looks better without the make up..

The only problem i'm having is that stare..  :-X
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Arma on April 28, 2012, 09:34:26 AM
lol
She should change her make-up style, in most of her pictures she looks like a mannequin. Even though she was going for that look, it is kinda creepy.
She's pretty and doesn't really need all the make-up, but if that's what she likes it's up to her.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: X on April 28, 2012, 09:47:38 AM
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She should change her make-up style, in most of her pictures she looks like a mannequin.

This is actually beneficial to her. If someone were to rob her home she could easily pretend to be a mannequin and then get the drop on them (or play around with their minds a few times to spook them). But as "Barbie" as she looks she's not the first one I've seen to lay claim to that status. There are many others out there who have the doll-face looks.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Donoffrio on April 28, 2012, 06:59:41 PM
She's pretty and doesn't really need all the make-up, but if that's what she likes it's up to her.

She even admitted undergoing plastic surgery,that being said,how are we to know how naturally pretty she was from before? ???
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: beingthehero on April 28, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
BEFORE:
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee35%2Fbeingthehero%2Fbabushka263w_350h-1.jpg%3Ft%3D1335665457&hash=9ea04e6b3482868c2b930095c61831c8)

AFTER:
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee35%2Fbeingthehero%2FValeria-Lukyanova-Profile.jpg%3Ft%3D1335665291&hash=b8f421407c1a206fc7bd0ebf45b4c447)
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: GuyStarwind on April 28, 2012, 10:55:10 PM
I'm not sure what to think. Some pictures she looks really creepy but in some she looks alright. She has a weird stare into space look which I'm not too big on.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Bloodreign on April 28, 2012, 11:47:07 PM
If you stare at her long enough, you feel your soul start to leave your body. Do not stare for too long if you value your soul, she may be pretty, but she is deadly.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Mooning Freddy on April 29, 2012, 11:04:09 AM
Reminds me of my favorite politician.
Seems like mr. Putin somehow, "magically", gets younger overtime.  ;D

The left photo is June 2000. The right is December 2011.

(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.izismile.com%2Fimg%2Fimg4%2F20111216%2F640%2Fvladimir_putin_and_botox_640_19.jpg&hash=32827e68018b7c23af8a4eb7dd941d56)

http://izismile.com/2011/12/17/did_vladimir_putin_have_botox_injections_19_pics.html (http://izismile.com/2011/12/17/did_vladimir_putin_have_botox_injections_19_pics.html)
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: TheouAegis on April 29, 2012, 12:46:43 PM
She reminds me of that episode oof Criminal Minds where the mentally challenged nurse (or whatever she was) abducted young women, injected them with paralytic drugs, dressed them up as dolls, and arranged them into a life-sized tea party.

It was as creepy as it sounds, but kinda sad. And Jonathan Frakes was the guest star.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Green Stranger on April 29, 2012, 12:53:21 PM
Reminds me of my favorite politician.
Seems like mr. Putin somehow, "magically", gets younger overtime.  ;D
I like his picture on the left cause the one on the right is a bit Dr. Phil-ish, and that might not be an improvement:/
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Flame on April 29, 2012, 06:45:50 PM
don't know if want...
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: TheouAegis on April 29, 2012, 09:51:52 PM
I like his picture on the left cause the one on the right is a bit Dr. Phil-ish, and that might not be an improvement:/

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!! HAHAHA Now I can't unsee that.  :D


The biggest problem with a real-life Barbie dolls is you can't rip the heads off of them.
......
Guess it's time to buy a machete.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: X on April 30, 2012, 09:54:44 AM
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The biggest problem with a real-life Barbie dolls is you can't rip the heads off of them.
......
Guess it's time to buy a machete.

Planning on going 'Headless horseman' on this chick?
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: A-Yty on April 30, 2012, 10:20:05 AM
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.anongallery.org%2Fimg%2F1%2F3%2Fi-have-the-weirdest-boner-right-now.jpg&hash=ec860ec22878ed7f3716a7cdbd2369da)
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: TheouAegis on April 30, 2012, 04:34:11 PM
AH HAHA! WTF? That pic made me almost lose my ice cream. Where the eff is that from?
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: A-Yty on May 01, 2012, 02:37:43 AM
I dunno, I just googled it :)
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: Donoffrio on May 01, 2012, 02:44:40 AM
LOL

Looks like something outta Yu-Gi-Oh.. :o
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: TheouAegis on May 01, 2012, 08:28:40 AM
Found it!

It's Zorc Necrophades, aka Zorc The Dark Master. Yup it's a Yu-Gi-Oh monster. Thanks for the guide.
Title: Re: Real life Barbie doll..who would've thought..
Post by: VladCT on May 01, 2012, 08:43:08 AM
"Oh, that's just my willy." XD