...or if Mercury Steam is asked by Konami to reinvent Suikoden. *shivers*
"Yeah, so we're really excited to make Suikoden more mainstream! We have no experience with RPGs but one of our crew members did briefly play Final Fantasy 13, so we're going with that. And a bit of Mass Effect too cause that sells a lot, and it's kind of an RPG, we think? Who cares, we'll just make something. Oh, and we're not doing 106 characters cause that would take waaaay to long time, and besides, we don't think that was the appeal of the original games anyway, was it? Whatever, we just want to be done with the game and move on to other projects. In fact, I'm getting tired of it as we speak, even though the game is not out yet. I don't wanna be Mr. Suikoden."
I took that way too far
Just had to get it out of my system. Sorry for that. Carry on!