Thread title: What if I told you that Simon Belmont was gonna be in Smash?
Me: I wouldn't believe it for a moment.
Thread title: I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Me: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Thread title: Isn't there any way you'll trust me?
Me: Nothing comes to mind.
Thread title: I swear on the soul of my father, Reinhart77, you will see Simon Belmont in Smash.
Me: Well mayb-- nope. Nope. Nothing.