Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: Abnormal Freak on May 28, 2017, 03:43:51 PM
Title: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Abnormal Freak on May 28, 2017, 03:43:51 PM
The bell rings vehemently The post will vary the while to granny She is rushing to the wicket And she is looking forward to a white letter
She is taking by the handle and opening the wicket She is beholding the postman Radek at the doorstep
Radek, little Radek, what do you have for me? you will give me a letter from my daughter, won't you? Oh granny, be sure that I will - he answers kindly He is reaching for a letter in the satchel and giving it to her
He gives thanks for thanks But suddenly he is asking her Granny, I have a little request to you I want to poop, can I come in?
Of course - come in
In the latrine he has put out a knife from the satchel He was so fascinated That he puckered the eyebrows Now he is stealling to the cottage And ragely stabbing the granny The blood is splashing on tiles, On the stove and on the baskets He enjoyed her as a swine What will he do with this filth? As usual He is jacking off He must also catch He must also satch the morning post
Music & Lyrics by Humanoid (Josef Veselý) Performed by !T.O.O.H.! (The Obliteration of Humanity) hailing from the Czech Republic from their 1999 debut album, From Higher Will
Lyrics copied out of the booklet (preserving misspellings and broken English), underlined emphasis mine.
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: BLOOD MONKEY on May 29, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: JR on June 10, 2017, 12:28:38 AM
It's like someone took early Cephalic Carnage, a bit of Dissection, and King Diamond's sound production and put it all in a blender.
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Abnormal Freak on June 10, 2017, 01:09:55 AM
And to top it all off, Cornholio on vocals.
This is just the opening track from their debut album. They get so much better. Like here:
Then they did an utterly amazing and professionally-produced third album with a full band (other albums are just the two brothers), which Earache had in print for less than a month, the singer/guitarist was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, and years later they put out an entirely electronic album which seriously sounds like metal made on a Super Nintendo.
I guess despite the main dude's mental condition which has prevented him from performing guitar, he's pushing through it to do a fifth album, and I think they're planning to go into a studio instead of just recording from home, lol.
Title: Re: THE POSTMAN (or slaughter of Mr. Radek)
Post by: Mooning Freddy on June 10, 2017, 05:57:51 AM
That is the devil's music, son. Beware of the the other one's lust and manipulation.