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Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: beingthehero on August 30, 2013, 08:11:22 AM

Title: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: beingthehero on August 30, 2013, 08:11:22 AM: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1544635303/postal-2?ref=recently_launched (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1544635303/postal-2?ref=recently_launched)

Yes Kickstarter was made just to fund Uwe Boll's vanity projects. For a meager sum of $10,000 you can be an executive producer and forever be known as that guy who blew $10,000 to help make a Uwe Boll film come to fruition.
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: Mooning Freddy on August 30, 2013, 08:31:47 AM: Quote
We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die

Well, I can support that cause. But first they need to kill its mother aka jubba the hut before it lays more eggs.

Don't google that. you have been warned.
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: beingthehero on August 30, 2013, 09:22:21 AM: (https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQG3dp.jpg%3F1%3F6888%26amp%3Bsize%3D400x1000&hash=b26e07f584533a9bcf14fe9fc6069e7b)

Why oh why did i google that
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: X on August 30, 2013, 09:31:21 AM: Quote
Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you.

These two are nothing alike, but I guess I'm one of the few who can see that. And since this simple sentence has a context error I can see why they would think that way too :P example below;

Why is Obama is like Bush?
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: A-Yty on August 30, 2013, 09:42:56 AM: Well, they..both wear suits and work or have worked at the White House.
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: X on August 30, 2013, 10:29:09 AM: HaHa, those are the only similarities they share ;)
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: Pfil on August 30, 2013, 03:52:36 PM: If anyone lives near it, if you pay $500 you can be an extra and be named in the end credits, and there's another option for a talking role, and if you pay $10.000 you will be listed as an executive producer and will also have a role and appear in the end credits.

If someone from this forum ever does this, please mention it so we can all know that there's this user from the Dungeon who appeared in a Uwe Boll movie :)
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: Lelygax on August 30, 2013, 04:00:18 PM: Talking role will be like this:
Hey son, thanks for helping us, now smile to the camera and say it loud "Im a idiot".
Title: Re: You, too, can fund Uwe Boll's next movie and inflict pain
Post by: Ratty on August 31, 2013, 10:49:04 AM: I wonder if the BloodRayne series would have been more successful if not for the movies. Oh well, at least he seems to be focusing on already-dead series like Postal now. Maybe if he drives enough nails into the game-movie coffin we can avoid a terrible Wes Anderson Castlevania.