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Offline Belmont Stakes

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Re: Advice
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2015, 05:17:35 PM »
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I will put it simply to you. I wish I or someone else had thought of this years ago.


Talk to her when you are in a more relaxed happy jovial mood.


The trick to life is this. Learn to allow people situations and life to pleasantly surprise you.


And who knows maybe you will be pleasantly surprised with yourself.
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Re: Advice
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2015, 03:03:11 PM »
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Walk up to her and tell her you're going to put your balls in her nose.
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Re: Advice
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2015, 09:48:05 AM »
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Quote from: Rugal on May 20, 2015, 03:03:11 PM
Walk up to her and tell her you're going to put your balls in her nose.

I fell off my chair and got injured. I smell a lawsuit.  ;D


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