Topic: Sully is a slut

[TheouAegis]

When I finished chapter 7 in FE:A, I had a support chat for Sully. I was like, "sweet she and Lon'qua are gonna get it on!" I'd been pairing her up with him for every fight. I was pairing Frederick and Stahl, not realizing they couldn't form a relationship of any kind, but their synergies were boss (until I got hit by the enemy with a hammer). But after the battle, Sully was having a relationship with not just Lon'qua, but Frederick as well! The whore!

I just got the Avatar and Virion married! The conversation was very romantic until she accepted, then it was downright hilarious. Avatar's like, "It seems you're willing to have a wife who is your better in ways -- I like that!" And then Virion was like, "Egads! I sense a domestic hierarchy already being locked into place..." And he had the sweatdrop face. Poor guy, I can sympathize with him.

"Oh ho ho! The sultry sonnets we shall spin!" Damn dog, keep it in your pants!

O frabjous day! Chrom and Sumia got married at the same time! "We shall have pies morning, noon and night! Oh, but would you mind if we hired a cook?"
... WHAT THE HELL NO SEXY CHROM PROPOSAL?!?! I got gypped! I expected some comment about eating Sumia's pie, dammit!


HAHAHA Omg this game is so wrong! Gregor's and Libra's introductory dialogues should be recorded in the annals of video game history. ... I won't say much more so I don't spoil it for anyone that hasn't played Fire Emblem Awakening yet or reached Libra. The dialogues are so perverted, though.

[Laina]

I don't know who most of those people are...but I like this. Go on...*props chin up on both up turned palms-you know, the "story time pose" I call it*

[Neobelmont]

this should be in  the let's talk fire emblem awakening thread I made    but either way funny stuff 

O frabjous day! Chrom and Sumia got married at the same time! "We shall have pies morning, noon and night! Oh, but would you mind if we hired a cook?"
... WHAT THE HELL NO SEXY CHROM PROPOSAL?!?! I got gypped! I expected some comment about eating Sumia's pie, dammit!

I was thinking of another kind of pie 

[Gecko]

What does "FE:A" mean?

EDIT: Nevermind, TheouAegis clarified.

[TheouAegis]

Got Sully hitched with Lon'Qua. I got a Support Up dialogue in the middle of battle and she was all like, "Why do you have to be so damn alluring?" And he was like, "I- wait, WHAT?! Stop teasing me!" or something. (Sully's very uptight, so it's a tad out of character for her.)

Got Stahl and Cordelia hitched. One of the less comical dialogues. Was pretty sweet actually. They play harp together and he's all like, "I think we should perform together more often." And she was like, "I don't follow you." And he was like, "What if I gave you this ring?" And she was like, "I dunno..." ANd he was like, "I know you have feelings for Chrom. I'll just hold onto this ring until a later time." And she was like, "Why can't I have it now?" And he was like, "Huh?" And she was like, "You don't need to try to be better than Chrom to me, you already mean so much."

I think I might try to match Libra up with Lissa next. I hate pairing two healers up, though. Maybe I'll turn her into a war cleric and they can go on a warring rampage together.

[Profbeanburrito]

I saw the topic thinking it was Victor "Sully" Suliavan from Uncharted... I was disappointed...

[TheouAegis]

For anyone that hasn't played Fire Emblem: Awakening or has but is just curious about Libra, here ya go:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyzeExx6-M

They could have had so much more fun with Libra's support pairings, but meh. They had to go and play it cautious.

[Laina]

I saw the topic thinking it was Victor "Sully" Suliavan from Uncharted... I was disappointed...

You & me both, buddy.

[TheouAegis]

What a twist!

Marth is really--

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Chrom's daughter from the future!

It brought a tear to my eye. Touching scene. The follow-up scene was hilarious. Great twisted take on the innocent-encounter-misinterpreted-by-the-jealous-wife scenario.