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Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« on: October 11, 2011, 06:04:12 PM »
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http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator
It translates whatever you want back and forth using the horribly literal online translators (only Google and Bing are available for now) up to 56 times, often resulting in a hilarious mess of a translation.
For example, for the original text we have "What a horrible night to have a curse."
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So yeah, care to try?
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 12:35:31 AM »
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Before:
Do a barrel roll!!!
After:
Empty barrel!

Wow.

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Re: Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 02:12:41 AM »
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That's quite interesting.

Original text:

"fuck you, I'm in charge"
...30 translations later Google gives us:
"Oh, I was responsible for"

"such a mess inside my head"
...20 translations later Google gives us:
"Chaos at the top of"
...30 translations later Google gives us:
"It is a big problem."
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Re: Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 03:43:09 AM »
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I tried, "The boiling onions make my pancreas happy, Grandma!"

And it came out as, "Cook in the pancreas of luck!"

So I guess it actually came out less weird. Sort of. High five?
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Re: Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 04:14:09 AM »
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I figured, why not post a string of words for translation? Which were:

horse fuck lick anal geyser pounding grand daddy jock itch lick

And I got:

I am anal licking Leakokk source elekted the President of the United States is limited eczema.

Yup.
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Re: Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 08:08:35 PM »
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So I tried inputting the Japanese name of Divine Bloodlines (which is Blood Relations of Heaven and Earth) in English, and guess what I got? Gardens. Yeah, to quote the site's tagline, it's that bad.
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Has anyone ever tried using the Bad Translator?
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 09:18:55 PM »
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56 Translations.  You can probably guess what I originally used, using this result as a clue (maybe):

"Complains about a bad day."
and
"Dinner is huge in the morning."
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