My neighbor is the drummer in my band. Seriously. His house is crappy, but it actually makes my house look better, because mine is this big pristine looking thing sitting raised up on a bit of a hill with this huge intricately landscaped front yard, and his is this crappy little thing that's next to it a ways. He's got a really pretty sister who I get along with well and have had some nice encounters with. He spends too much time with his fat, ugly girlfriend. Sometimes she gets in the way of practice, which I think is seriously bogus. I don't understand why he dates her. It seems like he just took what he could get. He's currently unemployed and has been for a while and he's a bit depressed about that, so I guess you can get desperate sometimes. Oh well, she's a nice enough person, I guess. His mother gives me bags of free oranges from an orange tree sometimes and they're incredibly delicious. His playing is pretty okay, but he can use some work controlling his dynamics better.