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Offline beingthehero

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Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?
« on: June 04, 2012, 09:25:31 AM »
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First up, a booty enhancing spell cast by a Witch. Or a Haunted Gypsy. It isn't really clear.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-by-Witch-haunted-gypsy?item=320442442490&cmd=ViewItem

Just so you know, 17 people bought this.

Secondly,

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Santeria-spell-haunted-SPIRIT-GHOST-DOLL-MADE-SPECIFICALLY-FOR-YOU-/180898762207?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a1e680ddf

A custom...haunted doll. For $1,999.99. Shipping is free, though!

To be honest, the highlight of this thing is for the description: "We do HARDCORE spells for HARDCORE situations", which is the gnarliest sales pitch.

So basically, witchcraft and dumb people are thriving on ebay.





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Re: Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 10:26:21 AM »
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Re: Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 10:28:39 AM »
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Did you see some of the other spells for sale? Revenge spell anyone? Lottery win spell...?
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Re: Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 10:29:33 AM »
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Thanks for the heads up! That doll will look nice on the shelf, next to the plastic container where Brad Pitt has breathed in.
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Re: Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 11:33:00 AM »
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Every other listed spell by the butt wizard is a lottery/love spell, but they command a premium of $15.

Also the VAMPIRE SPELL or whatever has the most amazing description, and an obscene amount of exclamation points (!!!!!!)
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 04:47:56 PM »
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I thought they banned the sale of "haunted items" on ebay like a bajillion years ago, along with souls. Because there was no way to prove the item was in the condition described in the former cases, and no way of making sure the transaction had been completed at all in the latter.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2012, 11:20:55 PM »
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Well at least a nice female ass greeted me upon opening of the booty spell. The rest I didn't bother to check.
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2012, 09:09:06 AM »
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But that ass can be yours, Bloodreign-kun.
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2012, 01:24:41 PM »
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What is all this blasphemy?
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2012, 08:34:19 PM »
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Quote from: knightmere on June 05, 2012, 01:24:41 PM
What is all this blasphemy?
Fraud. Here's a talk from one of the world's foremost experts on the subject.
James Randi's fiery takedown of psychic fraud
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2012, 09:41:29 PM »
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URI GELLER - Seeing is Believing - Documentary Reports

Fraud or not, this guy is still hilarious.
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Re: Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2012, 04:08:00 AM »
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I have not a lot to add to this - bar the thread title instantly made me recall this...

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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 04:20:39 AM »
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