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Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: Richter ZX on September 22, 2007, 06:52:01 PM
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Hey, I'm new here, but that doesn't mean I'm any less of a Castlevania fan than anyone else here. =P
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This should go to General Castlevania Discussion.
Anyway...
Q: How do you call a Belmont who decided to take a career change?
A: Jean-Paul Belmondo
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What flies through the night, has a black cape, and bites people?
A mosquito wearing a black cape.
bahahahaahahaaaaa :P
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What dairy product do the belmonts like in their coffee?
Whipped cream!
hahah!
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Q: Why was CotN retconned by IGA?
A: Because Nathan is a Jew.
Q: What is black and white and wearing a huge cape, running through the forest, laughing like crazy?
A: Alucard on crack. :P
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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake all day!
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What dairy product do the belmonts like in their coffee?
Whipped cream!
hahah!
LoL.. best joke I heard all day
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What do the Belmonts do for a side job?
Tame Lions and Tigers >.>
Yea lame!!!!
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this was a joke on the boards a few years back.
somebody made a joke up and we all posted punch lines
and i won with my punch line.
how many belmonts does it take to change a light bub.
my punch line.
it can't be done!
because every time one puts a light bub in another belmont will brake it for the heart inside.
crazy i know:P
just reading this topic made me remembered so i said to myself why not post it:)
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In Reply To #1
hahahah
In Reply To #1
???????
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I remember going to some art contest for photography and they some judge asked me what is a man. I said "A miserable pile of secrets". He said that its not the right answer lol.
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Dude, that's awesome!
"What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets! Now... have at you!"
Ahhh.... yes. My favorite game that I own.
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In Reply To #11
yeah you shoulda included the "now enough talk... have at you!" part too just to see what he did.
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In Reply To #11
Dude... That's "a miserable little pile of secrets"
You skipped the "little". That's why he said it was wrong.
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That game has some of the worst voice acting ever, lol. The music is incredible, though.
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In Reply To #7
Seriously - I feel for you if thats the best you've heard all day.
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In Reply To #15
It wont when DXC is released with the whole new voice overs and dialog changes =D
I hope someone can take that part of the UMD and make like an iso of just the new SotN or hacks the old SotN iso to use the new stuff somehow.
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In Reply To #15
Lack of joke!
ARREST THAT MAN!!
(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.ytmnd.com%2Fcontent%2Fc%2Fd%2F2%2Fcd29ca2dd4985ed101165c45676071be.gif&hash=10bf247b321e6029b29b98e54a40fdf4)
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(https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe140%2FMichael_Davidov%2FWhatisaman-1.jpg&hash=49862671ba082d6b5e5dc791b088da98)
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In Reply To #19
Ha ha ha!!!! That is realy funny. Nice editing.
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;D :D :) :-\ ??? :'(
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In Reply To #19
haha! That is pretty good, I'd love Dracula to say "Enough talk, have at you!"... to Regis Philbin... then attack him. ;D
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In Reply To #19
Heh, not bad. Big improvement over your other one!
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In Reply To #23
I really don't know how to photoshop. But that was needed to be done. ;D
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Q:What does a Slogra do in it's spare time?
A:A Gaibon. *WANH WANH WAAAANHHHH*
Goddamn, we all have too much free time.
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Q: Why do dog owners love vampires so much?
A: Because they have such big canines.
(If you don't get it, canines is a word for both dog, and a tooth.)
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Q:What do you do when you run out of Belmonts?
A:You hire Quincy's instead.
(didn't find it 2 funny myself though)
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In Reply To #27
Don't worry, it's the try that counts.